I really like Voltaire's last words. On his deathbed, he was asked to renounce Satan, to which he replied, "Now is not the time for making new enemies."
Anyone else have any favorites?
I really like Voltaire's last words. On his deathbed, he was asked to renounce Satan, to which he replied, "Now is not the time for making new enemies."
Anyone else have any favorites?
There was an inmate in Texas who was about to executed. He had a stay of execution appeal but hadn't heard whether it was granted. As he was being strapped in the electric chair he asked the warden if the governor had called. When told no the inmate was indignant and said "Well, you tell him he just lost my vote."
Go ahead...shoot.
"Hey, y'all. Watch this!"
- Usually spoken by a drunk redneck
Breathe in breathe out wrote:
"Take a step forward, lads. It will be easier that way." -Robert Erskine Childers, Irish nationalist, surrounded by British firing squad
Wouldn't that make you farther away from the guys behind you?
You would think a circular firing squad would be a bad idea anyway.
Oscar Wide's last words were supposedly "Either this wallpaper goes or I do." Pistol Pete Maravich was playing pick up basketball for the first time after being away from the game for years. After a game he was at a water fountain and reportedly told a friend, "I feel great. I should do this more often" then immediately fell over dead.
Bing Crosby: That was a great game of golf, fellas.
[Except that he died about twenty minutes later, and his real last words were something like, "Let's go have a Coca-Cola."]
George Washington: 'Tis well.
Dr. Tom Waddell, 1968 U.S. decathlete: Well, this should be interesting.
BTW this thread's been done:
"What are you going to do? Stab me?"
"The Raiders are going all the way ya'll"
"Shoot straight ya ba*tards, don't make a mess of it" -
Breaker Morant
"I'm sure sorry about all this" - Supposedly
Crockett at the Alamo, however no one's sure WHAT really
happened
Davy Crockett-
"Who ordered concrete to be poured this morning?"
Elvis
"I don't remember eating corn yesterday."
Worst episode ever.
All's well that ends well.
We are holding our own.
The End
" Honey bun how do I look in the face" Stonewall Jacksons last words during Civil War. Talking to his wife, on his death bed.
"Love one another." - George Harrison
"What duck?" - anonymous
Men, today we die a little
"You sure you're good to drive Pre?"
"Totally! See you tomorrow for that 20 miler!"