If we didn't have Q-tips

ear candling

I love how the box says "never use a q-tip in your ear."

Its like the bath salts they sold for a while in the gas stations. Totally made for smoking but sold as bath salts.

Or "tobacco" rolling papers.

I rent a power washer every month but I have an excessive amount of ear wax.

There is a store near my office called Big Bongz and it sells bongs and glass pipes. Like, hundreds of glass pipes and water bongs lining the walls.

They also have Gatorade and since it is closer to my office than any bodegas, I go there for Gatorade.

Anyway, there is a big sign on the wall that reads: "All smoking devices are intended for tobacco use only."

that I just finished a shopping list and the very last item was Q-tips. Since this is a once in a year purchase we must be in some sort of cosmic vortex to have this coincidence occur.

Not A Toker wrote:

There is a store near my office called Big Bongz and it sells bongs and glass pipes. Like, hundreds of glass pipes and water bongs lining the walls.

They also have Gatorade and since it is closer to my office than any bodegas, I go there for Gatorade.

Anyway, there is a big sign on the wall that reads: "All smoking devices are intended for tobacco use only."

Classic. However, bongs are just means to an end.

For real, if it weren't for q-tips, how would people clean their ears?

Long pinky nail?

If you don't clean your ears regularly, you don't produce as much ear wax. Someone who doesn't routinely clean their ears w/ Q-tips could get by just swabbing out whatever they could reach with a finger during their morning shower on occasion.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ever see those ear wax cleaning kits at the drug store? It's basically peroxide thats loosens the wax then you flush it out with the little squirt thing that shoots water in your ear.

I personally harvest my ear wax so I can snack on it whilst appreciating the smell of my farts.

Seriously, I thought you weren't supposed to clean the wax out of your ears unless it becomes problematic? I never clean the wax out of my ears.

Hingle McCringleberry wrote:

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ever see those ear wax cleaning kits at the drug store? It's basically peroxide thats loosens the wax then you flush it out with the little squirt thing that shoots water in your ear.

I personally harvest my ear wax so I can snack on it whilst appreciating the smell of my farts.

Classic Hingle.

Hingle McCringleberry wrote:

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ever see those ear wax cleaning kits at the drug store? It's basically peroxide thats loosens the wax then you flush it out with the little squirt thing that shoots water in your ear.

I personally harvest my ear wax so I can snack on it whilst appreciating the smell of my farts.

Nice

You should try it out, man. Feels amazing. And you don't have to worry about people looking at the side of your head and seeing this

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or this

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Makes me want to barf when I see people that don't care about nasty sh*t oozing out their head.

one time i cleaned my ear with a lollipop stick, TONS of earwax cameout, like a giant ball of it.

Got a Bic?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/03-BICcristal2008-03-26.jpg

Best inner ear scratcher:

Unbent paperclip.

An icepick to the brain bimonthly. Earwax removed as a happy side effect.

Cleaning my ears with a Qtip is one of my favorite personal pleasures. Feels so good

You should probably ask what we would do without TP first before worrying about q tips.