It's not that I have anything against you - I'm just not friends with you.
I log onto facebook this morning, and it's like Robert Johnson's birthday! I'm like WhoTF is Robert Johnson - only RJ I've ever heard of is ROJO, and I haven't been on letsrun in like a year.
So, ROJO, the only answer I can come up is that you hack into current and former letsrunners' facebooks to post your birthday on their pages. Pretty creepy and pathetic, bro. That's a violation of privacy that should be taken seriously.
I'm on to you. Other LRers beware. ROJO be hackin.