Thou bawdy sheep-biting clotpole!
Thou bawdy sheep-biting clotpole!
Your bedded hair, like life in excrements, start up and stand on end.
Thou gorbellied rampallian codpiece!
Thine breath stinks with eating rotted cheese.
Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!
Runs with Scissors wrote:
Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!
Come, you are a tedious fool. To the purpose!
Your bum is the greatest thing about you; so that in the beastliest sense, you are Pompey the Great.
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
shakes peer wrote:
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.
Hark! Methinks thon footrace t'was fixethed by wastrels so that a moor could winneth.
Methinks thou dost protest too much.
Wither wander thou on this day's longeth run?
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