Some might argue we should give him a raise for his dedication to the sport.
Perhaps, but as business owners, we are fearful of the wrongful death suit from his parents.
Job Description: Distance running nerd
Qualities need: Superb track and field interest, good writing ability, willing to work long hours
We prefer to hire an injured or retired runner because then we know you won't waste 2-4 hours a day running around in circles.