CANADA should be annexed by the US

11 (or so) more states wrote:

Putin in annexing Ukraine soon.

The US already annexed Palestine then renamed it Israel.

Annexing Canada, we shale oil, free open nuclear and coal ash waste dumps.

Discuss.

It should be the other way around.

Canada should annex us, and teach us to be more civil.

The US army would have to hope they could fight in the cold. We already know they can't fight in the heat.

We can only fight on ice with hockey sticks.

But if the US annexed Canada, you'd get Levins, Sheila Reid, and Rob Ford.

If we did that, they would all be free to move south. The fact that they are not Americans is the only reason they have to stay in that subarctic wasteland. There are already too many of them in America as it is, and they should be rounded up and deported.

If there land was worth anything at all, we'd have already seized it and sent them back to England.

It would seem a logical development, considering Mexico has already virtually annexed most of the southern territory of the USA.

Think, though, the Canadians would put up a better fight defending their territory than the spineless Americans did theirs.

Given that the US lost the last time Canada was invaded - probably not a wise thing to do. 1/10th the population, but a better fighting army than the US can produce these days. Canadians would fight to the last man, and could live in igloos and the north for as long as necessary to hold out - they would never surrender.

Joe Binks wrote:

Think, though, the Canadians would put up a better fight defending their territory than the spineless Americans did theirs.

We've kicked your Limey arse more than once, Jar Jar.

The US tried to annex Canada in 1812 and got it's arse kicked.

Randy Oldman wrote:

The US tried to annex Canada in 1812 and got it's arse kicked.

Well, at least we can console ourselves by knowing that the possessive of "it" is "its" (without an apostrophe).

Not all of you know that.

Your welcome.

I don't think Texans could deal with their state moving from the second-largest to the ~eighth-largest.

Nobody messes with Texas.

FWIW, the Canadian military and spy complex issued a report 2 years ago considering the prospect of US invasion, either explicitly by US military assets, or implicitly by economic refugees. The latter is considered much more likely. Hence, the strengthening of border controls when entering Canada from the US.

20% of the worlds fresh water

More oil than Saudi

Uranium

Timber

Wheat production that rivals the US

Its an appealing idea - grab it.

guys guys guys,

we already burned down the white house once.

we could always do it again.

but it seems like you learned your lesson.

I'd be for it if we didn't annex Quebec. 'Merica already has too many non-English speakers.

ogivemeahome wrote:

'Merica

Apparently you're one if them.

Sally Vixxxens wrote:

ogivemeahome wrote:

'Merica

Apparently you're one if them.

Nope

Except for Quebec.

Canada Coach wrote:

...But if the US annexed Canada, you'd get Levins, Sheila Reid, and Rob Ford.

If Sheila wants to be a US citizen all she has to do is accept my marriage proposal.