I too am 2 weeks after, and my incisions are still bulging (but not infected, from what i see). Left (which had much less work done, according to Meyers) side is way more swollen.
They're numb. If i press hard, they do hurt.
(hope this description isn't too graphic, but hey, i'm a med student, and i have to call it like i see it)
I get a pinching feeling on the right side of my scrotum. Still have this black and blue stripe on the underside of my penis down along the mid scrotum. Who knows why this is still there. Everything works fine, though.
tightness is maybe a little asymmetric, but hard to tell, as i am not doing weights or stretching -- except for a gentle abdomen/groin/hip flexor stretch that feels great: Stand w/ one knee raised/bent, foot resting up on a chair. Reach up w/ both arms, look up. Arch back ever so slightly looking up to get that stretch in the abdomen/pubic area/leg.
Walked in pool 12 min, did leg lifts. Had more Graston (superficial/gentle, but painful). Walk/jogged (mix) 2.5 miles w/ my dog and 6 y/o son (he was on his bike). Felt soreish, but not too bad. Foam roller before bed.
hope i am not boring you guys :).