Nick Symmonds announces candidacy for the Presidency.
http://athleticsillustrated.com/humour/nick-symmonds-to-run-for-presidency/
Nick Symmonds announces candidacy for the Presidency.
http://athleticsillustrated.com/humour/nick-symmonds-to-run-for-presidency/
If Nick is a warmonger he should do a tour in Afghanistan as an infantry rifleman in a U.S. forward offensive attack combat unit to gain credibility. Otherwise he'll be laughed at like W Bush, Obama, Robert Gates, Boehner, etc.
Satire. Feel free to get that knot out of your panties.
That's great and all, but the Constitution says you have to be 35 to be elected president.
And I know this is satire. Cute.
Athleticsillustrated wrote:
Nick Symmonds announces candidacy for the Presidency.
http://athleticsillustrated.com/humour/nick-symmonds-to-run-for-presidency/
Anyone can run for president...Just put your name in the ballot box instead of voting for a president you numskull.
Athleticsillustrated wrote:
Nick Symmonds announces candidacy for the Presidency.
http://athleticsillustrated.com/humour/nick-symmonds-to-run-for-presidency/
Normally I might delete this post as clearly it's advertising , but I like Chris, and i've got to cut him some slack. He can't help it that he was born Canadian.
Memo to candians, you have to be 35 to president. nick isn't qualified to be president. EOM.
Wont happen again.
Dick Straight did such a great job combining Newt Gingrich's "wreckage" quote while satirising the fishing exploits of Symmonds; the next US President - if he can get over the age problem....
I can imagine if Playgirl magazine is still around, or around like it was when Burt Reynolds did his nude thing on Cosmo, that Symmonds would offer himself up for a spread.
Well, maybe he's too...diminutive for them.
Weak. Very weak.
When Nick goes for his first Presidential Debate, how many sponsor logos is he allowed to wear on his suit coat?
Politics is comedy. It will be a turn for the best when school children stop dreaming of becoming top clown.
Politics is comedy. It will be a turn for the best when school children stop dreaming of becoming top clown.
The president is just a puppet with no real power anyway. Symmonds would be as good as anyone else.
Athleticsillustrated wrote:
Nick Symmonds announces candidacy for the Presidency.
http://athleticsillustrated.com/humour/nick-symmonds-to-run-for-presidency/
This both lacks humor and is awkwardly written:
“I’ve done it before, I can do it again,” the former resident of Eugene, Oregon said, while uplifting music swelled in the background to the sounds of Paris Hilton rapping to Dr. Dre’s “Nuthin’ but a G Thang”, except she awkwardly pronounced it “thing”.
Paragraph-long sentence?
Also, maybe I don't read enough about Nick Symmonds but I've never heard of him fishing - after googling it it looks like he does, but certainly not enough to warrant the incessant harping on it. He's much better known (both in general and on these boards) for his efforts to get athletes better sponsorship opportunities. Maybe even for his potential to have appeared on "The Bachelor."
Basically, this article made me sad to read, especially since its author had to go out of his way to direct people to the website.
This would have been even better if it was funny.
There not too many liberal Democrats who are Idahoans like Nick Symmonds.