-Having a fat, lazy, demanding sloth of a wife
-Having a few bratty kids that don't listen to a word you say
-Working some crap job day in and day out just to pay the bills and keep the family afloat
-Being too tired and depressed to find the motivation for a workout
-While living in some lower middle-class suburban wasteland in a fly-over state
It would be the combination of those things. And it scares me that I bet a lot of people live that very lifestyle.
"Where your dreams become reality."
Trapped in an elevator with Dick Cheney after he just ate mexican food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9f2BmlDB4w
L'enfer c'est les autres
Living in the deep south, like im doing now :(. Wheres the shot gun.
Obama's America
Sandwitches and feet and anti-evolution? That's all you got for an opener?
I would have to say this "Heaven" that I'm always hearing about.
It sounds incredibly boring and there seems like there would be no purpose to being there and none of the necessary things to do here seem like they would need to happen there.
I work at a "greasy spoon" type diner. I'd say cleaning the hood vents of grease while listening to angry metal music and going through alcohol withdrawals, for all eternity.
Marriage
3 kids
Steady 9-5 job
House in suburbs
Being a willing slave to the patriarchy
Short of physical torture, I'd say living in a theocracy, any theocracy, would be a little hard to take.
hell is here wrote:
Marriage
3 kids
Steady 9-5 job
House in suburbs
How old are you? You sound very young. If this is your personal hell, what exactly is your "personal heaven"? Single, no kids, no job, and living in the streets?
-being permanently physically debilitated due to having arthritis in all of my joints, living with chronic pain, being unable to partake in aggressive physical activity and cut off from all jobs that require the use of my body.
-living in an economic depression in which there are no entry-level jobs for anything that would be physically suitable, and having been unemployed for so long that I am now permanently unemployable in this economy.
-being 30 years old and financially dependent on parents whom I don't really like or respect and forced to cohabitate with my evil meth addict brother whom I despise.
-because of the forgoing issues, being permanently unable to date.
I never in my wildest dreams could have imagined that my life could turn out to be such a living nightmare, and I can't wait for it to be over.
An eternity in agonizing flames, eternally cut off from God.
hell is here wrote:
Marriage
3 kids
Steady 9-5 job
House in suburbs
I would kill to have the kind of job where I could be reliably finished by 5.
Being stuck somewhere where I could not move at all.
Having an anal fissure.
having banana pie without molasses
Is there a rule against attaching a helium balloon to yourself while running a road race?
Am I living in the twilight zone? The Boston Marathon weather was terrible!
How rare is it to run a sub 5 minute mile AND bench press 225?
Move over Mark Coogan, Rojo and John Kellogg share their 3 favorite mile workouts
Mark Coogan says that if you could only do 3 workouts as a 1500m runner you should do these
Red Bull (who sponsors Mondo) calls Mondo the pole vaulting Usain Bolt. Is that a fair comparison?