• LOLOLOLOLz
      • RE: 74 year old landlord shoots 2 teenage tenants dead over parking dispute. 12/30/2012 3:11PM - in reply to omy
      • LOLOLOLOLz
      • its {Would} dumbas[/quote]

        It's {It's} d*mbass[quote]omy wrote:
    • Whahhhwensweyuwo
      • RE: 74 year old landlord shoots 2 teenage tenants dead over parking dispute. 12/30/2012 5:10PM - in reply to sometimeslessismo
      • Whahhhwensweyuwo
      • If the landlord did not have a gun this would not have happened. Even simpler, dumbas$.
    • Apigsheaven
      • RE: 74 year old landlord shoots 2 teenage tenants dead over parking dispute. 12/30/2012 5:29PM - in reply to sometimeslessismo
      • Apigsheaven
      • If the wise-ass punks simply parked where they were asked to by the owner they would still be alive.

        The big picture
    • Les Miserables
      • RE: 74 year old landlord shoots 2 teenage tenants dead over parking dispute. 12/30/2012 5:41PM - in reply to Apigsheaven
      • Les Miserables
      • So a parking violation is now a capital offense?
    • My name is Lance
      • RE: 74 year old landlord shoots 2 teenage tenants dead over parking dispute. 12/30/2012 5:49PM - in reply to sometimeslessismo
      • My name is Lance
      • A girl was brutally gang raped, then murdered on a bus in India. Rape happens in the US a lot more often than mass shootings. Obviously there are way too many penises in Amerika. There's roughly 1 penis for every male in the US. Why do we need 155M penises? Penises are the weapon of choice in 99% of rapes.
        We need penis control now!
    • Johnny Rotten (rotten johnny)
      • RE: 74 year old landlord shoots 2 teenage tenants dead over parking dispute. 12/30/2012 5:57PM - in reply to My name is Lance
      • Johnny Rotten (rotten johnny)
      • My name is Lance wrote:
        A girl was brutally gang raped, then murdered on a bus in India. Rape happens in the US a lot more often than mass shootings. Obviously there are way too many penises in Amerika. There's roughly 1 penis for every male in the US. Why do we need 155M penises? Penises are the weapon of choice in 99% of rapes.
        We need penis control now!
        Penis are the Sex Pistols of rape!
    • Karlson
      • RE: 74 year old landlord shoots 2 teenage tenants dead over parking dispute. 12/30/2012 5:57PM - in reply to My name is Lance
      • Karlson
      • A young dude in a sports car sees an old lady in Rolls about to pull into a spot. He zips in front of her and steals the spot. "Yah-yaaah! That's what you can do when you're young and quick," he yells at her.

        The old lady smashes the Rolls into his little car. "That's what you can do when you're old and rich," she screams.
    • kerasti
      • RE: 74 year old landlord shoots 2 teenage tenants dead over parking dispute. 12/30/2012 6:02PM - in reply to My name is Lance
      • kerasti
      • My name is Lance wrote:
        THis > There's roughly 1 penis for every male in the US.

        And this > Penises are the weapon of choice in 99% of rapes.
        Funniest thing I have read all week!!
    • Raped
      • RE: 74 year old landlord shoots 2 teenage tenants dead over parking dispute. 12/30/2012 8:25PM - in reply to kerasti
      • Raped
      • kerasti wrote:
        My name is Lance wrote:
        THis > There's roughly 1 penis for every male in the US.

        And this > Penises are the weapon of choice in 99% of rapes.
        Funniest thing I have read all week!!
        Not so funny for me.
    • My name is Lance
      • RE: 74 year old landlord shoots 2 teenage tenants dead over parking dispute. 12/30/2012 8:45PM - in reply to Raped
      • My name is Lance
      • every party has a pooper
    • if only, right?
      • RE: 74 year old landlord shoots 2 teenage tenants dead over parking dispute. 12/30/2012 9:59PM - in reply to My name is Lance
      • if only, right?
      • My name is Lance wrote:
        A girl was brutally gang raped, then murdered on a bus in India. Rape happens in the US a lot more often than mass shootings. Obviously there are way too many penises in Amerika. There's roughly 1 penis for every male in the US. Why do we need 155M penises? Penises are the weapon of choice in 99% of rapes.
        We need penis control now!
        Let me continue your line of reasoning which stopped at a 12 year old's intelligence level before finishing at the nonsensical analogy it is.

        If there were some instrument which could be used to rape many many women in a very short time with ease while accomplishing all the same goals of rape (whatever they may be) then we should ban this instrument.
    • reading 101
      • RE: 74 year old landlord shoots 2 teenage tenants dead over parking dispute. 12/31/2012 3:39AM - in reply to if only, right?
      • reading 101
      • if only, right? wrote:
        My name is Lance wrote:
        A girl was brutally gang raped, then murdered on a bus in India. Rape happens in the US a lot more often than mass shootings. Obviously there are way too many penises in Amerika. There's roughly 1 penis for every male in the US. Why do we need 155M penises? Penises are the weapon of choice in 99% of rapes.
        We need penis control now!
        Let me continue your line of reasoning which stopped at a 12 year old's intelligence level before finishing at the nonsensical analogy it is.

        does not compute.
    • false
      • RE: 74 year old landlord shoots 2 teenage tenants dead over parking dispute. 12/31/2012 6:55AM - in reply to My name is Lance
      • false
      • My name is Lance wrote:
        A girl was brutally gang raped, then murdered on a bus in India. Rape happens in the US a lot more often than mass shootings. Obviously there are way too many penises in Amerika. There's roughly 1 penis for every male in the US. Why do we need 155M penises? Penises are the weapon of choice in 99% of rapes.
        We need penis control now!
        thats actually not true. Female on female and female on male rape is a lot more common than you think, but often goes unreported.
    • tercer mundo
      • RE: 74 year old landlord shoots 2 teenage tenants dead over parking dispute. 12/31/2012 7:58AM - in reply to false
      • tercer mundo
      • false wrote:
        My name is Lance wrote:
        A girl was brutally gang raped, then murdered on a bus in India. Rape happens in the US a lot more often than mass shootings. Obviously there are way too many penises in Amerika. There's roughly 1 penis for every male in the US. Why do we need 155M penises? Penises are the weapon of choice in 99% of rapes.
        We need penis control now!
        thats actually not true. Female on female and female on male rape is a lot more common than you think, but often goes unreported.
        I know it must be funny to joke about rape and gun deaths - apparently.

        I've had one close female relative and two very close friends who have been raped - in all three cases, weapons were used in the attacks. Two had guns held to their heads and the third had a knife to her throat - this young girl was also stabbed a couple of times afterwards. I think it's pretty safe to say that all three of their lives have been substantially altered since the attacks. I don't think it's very funny.

        Sometimes other weapons are used. Think about it.
    • Kammel, Tow & Specter
      • RE: 74 year old landlord shoots 2 teenage tenants dead over parking dispute. 12/31/2012 11:34AM - in reply to kerasti
      • Kammel, Tow & Specter
      • Not true with an Obama voter.
        kerasti wrote:
        [quote]My name is Lance wrote:
        > There's roughly 1 penis for every male in the US. !