Webb Watch '12
German is BACK! 5/24/2012 10:05PM Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Won his heat in 3:50! It's not the time or anything, but the fact that he won something for the first time in years. Sure, sure, it's a prelim, but who cares?!?! At long last, his mental woes have been cured!

Oh and he also beat Riley Masters. He may just drop a wet deuce on the competition at nats!
Dick Shunnery II
RE: German is BACK! 5/24/2012 10:10PM - in reply to Webb Watch '12 Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

Webb Watch '12 wrote:
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Oh and he also beat Riley Masters. He may just drop a wet deuce on the competition at nats!


What the H is a "wet deuce"?
Ghost of a Murdered Jogger
RE: German is BACK! 5/24/2012 10:24PM - in reply to Webb Watch '12 Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Wait....this German Fernandez guy. He's back? Does that mean he left? Is it possible to get out of here?

My original questions seem to have disappeared, along with the kind people who replied to them. I don't understand why. Did those Wejo and Rojo characters have something to do with it? I'm desperately trying to figure this place out.
Here is the unfortunate truth
RE: German is BACK! 5/24/2012 11:59PM - in reply to Ghost of a Murdered Jogger Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

Ghost of a Murdered Jogger wrote:
... I'm desperately trying to figure this place out.


Well, start with never talking about religion in any way. Then make sure you are always on the ultra-conservative side on any topic. Don't ever say anything that Flappy and Mammy wouldn't like to see. With these simple guidelines you can be 80% certain your post will not be deleted (assuming you have the sense to avoid threads that feature religion and/or politics that the ultra-conservatives don't like).

If you'd like to move that up to 90% well you probably just shouldn't post. Either that or apply for a job as a moderator - I think that provides some measure of assurance for those gifted few.

Good luck.
Ghost of a Murdered Jogger
RE: German is BACK! 5/25/2012 7:38AM - in reply to Here is the unfortunate truth Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Don't talk about religion? But I thought this was the afterlife. I'm really confused.

Being a "moderator" sounds like a good gig. I think I'd like to do that. Are they sort of like right hand men? Angels, if you will?

I have to admit, so far heaven isn't nearly as good as I thought it would be. Unless this is hell. But it doesn't seem THAT bad. Purgatory maybe? Perhaps I have unfinished business before I can go to heaven?
ATX Night Jogger
RE: German is BACK! 5/25/2012 8:00AM - in reply to Webb Watch '12 Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
I saw him out on my run on Wed and gave him the good luck gesture. I think I fixed him. Yeah me
bangalangadanga
RE: German is BACK! 5/25/2012 8:06AM - in reply to Dick Shunnery II Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Dick Shunnery II
RE: German is BACK! 5/25/2012 9:25AM - in reply to bangalangadanga Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

bangalangadanga wrote:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wet+deuce

keeps ya up ta date


Um...Thanks. I think.

I know, I know, I asked...