Sending up Paula Deen, racing against [insert medical condition here], Rock & Roll events, and penguins:
(Someone needs to help the Onion with their math, though, since .05K = 50 meters. The course shown on the map, along the edge of Forsyth Park in Savannah, is actually 500 meters long, or 0.5K.)
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Since the course is defined in the text as being 164 feet long we might assume that the course designer and the sponsor have a miscommunication problem not a lack of math skills problem.