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I am doing a term paper paper, and need some good finishing joke lines for this quote. Thanks |
| sanford |
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"Yo mama so ugly, you can smash her face in cookie dough and make gorilla cookies" |
| Boom, Roasted! |
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Yo mama so ugly, she, when out on the town and attempting to gain the attention of a member of the opposite sex with the intent of having a drink bought for her and possibly beginning a relationship or at least having intercourse at some point during the evening, is generally unsuccessful in doing so. |
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Yo mama so fat, a recursive algorithm calculating her weight suffered a stack overflow |
| you know its coming |
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EOT |
| DocLove |
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...still looks good next to you though |
| For the LRC crowd ... |
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"Yo mama so ugly she gave birth to a troll." |
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| Trollist |
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Yo mama is so ugly she only has sex with male distance runners because they can't do any better. |
| ljnb |
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Yo mamma so ugly she gets applications to be a side show a the circus. |
| learn something today |
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One cannot be "racist" against another. Just as environmentalists aren't "against" the environment and journalists aren't "against" journals, racists aren't "against" races. The term for which you are all searching in vain, is "bigoted." It's simple English, really. |
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Yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house! |
| hst |
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I LOLed (literally)--well played. |
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Dude, you have NO sense of humor. |
| I thought P. Jordan was today |
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My Momma's ugly, my daddy's ugly, even the darn dog is ugly. One day my momma says to me, "Ugly can you smile?". I said, "Sure, Momma." |
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Cracked me up, did this one. |
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I guess I missed your hilarious contribution to the thread. And I assume you must have made a hilarious contribution to the thread, or you wouldn't be insulting anyone else's sense of humor. Because doing so would make you a cunt. You aren't a cunt, are you? Because you'd definitely be a filthy, worthless cunt if you made such a comment without having an awesome sense of humor yourself. |