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Fat Joe
RE: I've just watched the worst movie ever... 4/28/2012 8:19AM - in reply to bladerunner Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Two Headed Shark Attack is even better (I mean worse)! Also, Megashark.
theohiostate
RE: I've just watched the worst movie ever... 4/28/2012 12:42PM - in reply to ukathleticscoach Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
The worst movie I have ever seen is Caddyshack II. Actually that's not quite true. I only saw part of it. I just couldn't take it.

Terrible everything: Directing, writing, acting and anything else that goes into creating a movie.

Throw in Danny Aykroyd's contrived voice, and you have an alternative to ipecac:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0J3ap3Dc2A
teamdoc
RE: I've just watched the worst movie ever... 4/28/2012 1:39PM - in reply to joho Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Drive was phenomenal. Looks like you missed it.
marmite
RE: I've just watched the worst movie ever... 4/28/2012 2:15PM - in reply to Fat Joe Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
On Deadly Ground, Steven Seagal - stunningly bad, remembering laughing at points (inappropriately) so I guess that's a plus. Another movie that Michael Caine has appeared in which is utter d0gshit.

The Scent of Green Papaya, ? - was weeping with boredom by the end. Spent an hour watching paint dry when I got home to lift my spirits and reinvigorate my soul. Don't think I've ever been this bored.
footloose
RE: I've just watched the worst movie ever... 4/28/2012 2:31PM - in reply to marmite Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Mort Asplundt
RE: I've just watched the worst movie ever... 4/28/2012 4:29PM - in reply to return to index Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Of course, the poster-child of bad movies is Gigli. Ben Affleck and J-Lo. Really, do I need to go on?
Guppy
RE: I've just watched the worst movie ever... 4/28/2012 4:45PM - in reply to teamdoc Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

teamdoc wrote:

Drive was phenomenal. Looks like you missed it.


I was going to say the same thing. Drive is one of my favorite movies. I definitely understand that most people probably wouldn't like it though as it's a certain type of film. Most of the negative comments I've heard about it make me think the people who didn't like didn't really understand it, but I'm not going to criticize someone for having different tastes.

I thought Little Fockers was funny, albeit forgettable.

My sister and her fiance probably have the worst taste in movies of any people I've ever known. I've seen a lot of really crappy movies with them. Just Married, Swing Vote, The Polar Express, Dudley Do Right... And why does Comedy Central ever play Idiocracy? Man, I get irritated just thinking about those movies. They were all terrible, just terrible.
bladerunner
RE: I've just watched the worst movie ever... 4/28/2012 5:29PM - in reply to marmite Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

marmite wrote:

On Deadly Ground, Steven Seagal - stunningly bad, remembering laughing at points (inappropriately) so I guess that's a plus. Another movie that Michael Caine has appeared in which is utter d0gshit.

The Scent of Green Papaya, ? - was weeping with boredom by the end. Spent an hour watching paint dry when I got home to lift my spirits and reinvigorate my soul. Don't think I've ever been this bored.


Speaking of Michael Caine, "Jaws 4" is about unwatchable as any movie ever. By the end of the movie, you're rooting for Bruce the shark to kill everyone. Sadly, even the munching scenes are boring - in slow motion with terrible camera angles.

In total agreement on the Seagal fiasco. Can't imagine the horror of the studio execs as they watched the dailys of that stinker.
these two
RE: I've just watched the worst movie ever... 4/28/2012 6:11PM - in reply to return to index Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
The Room and Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter are pretty terrible
O H I O
RE: I've just watched the worst movie ever... 4/28/2012 10:48PM - in reply to return to index Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Hatchet is a must see awesomely bad slasher movie. Watch it with a group of friends and enjoy.
Chipotler
RE: I've just watched the worst movie ever... 4/28/2012 11:00PM - in reply to Guppy Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
I really enjoyed Drive, but can see how many could be bored with it an dislike it.

I generally try to avoid crap movies, but occasionally I get a fast one pulled on me, and just try to be entertained by how terrible the movie is. Best example of this that I can think of is The Covenant....abysmal writing (plot and dialogue), crappy acting, terrible effects.
redux
RE: I've just watched the worst movie ever... 4/28/2012 11:02PM - in reply to return to index Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
U Turn.
OBvious answerer
RE: I've just watched the worst movie ever... 4/28/2012 11:28PM - in reply to redux Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
"The happening" starring mark wahlberg is some of the worst acting i have ever seen in a movie in my entire life
the other baldwin
RE: I've just watched the worst movie ever... 4/28/2012 11:49PM - in reply to Fat Joe Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

Fat Joe wrote:

Two Headed Shark Attack is even better (I mean worse)! Also, Megashark.


While those two were admittedly bad, "Sharks in Venice" is a deeply thoughtful movie that actually represents the decline of the aristocracy. Tastefully of course. A real gem.
ha ha!
RE: I've just watched the worst movie ever... 4/29/2012 2:06AM - in reply to the other baldwin Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
this is funny. I would say the worst movie ever would have to be THE GATE. Also we have a channel in the UK that shows only made for tv style movies about world disasters (typical british optimism) and that channel is rubbish. I find it hard to believe that nobody has mentioned anything that has Tom Green in it.
Nicolas Cage loses his sh*t
RE: I've just watched the worst movie ever... 4/29/2012 2:50AM - in reply to return to index Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Next by Nicolas Cage. Wow. That was freakin horrible.
Wow Unbelievable
RE: I've just watched the worst movie ever... 4/29/2012 5:05AM - in reply to Nicolas Cage loses his sh*t Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Worst movie I've ever seen by people who should have known better was "Four Christmases." Every scene was forced, contrived, arch, and appalling.
Azaleas
RE: I've just watched the worst movie ever... 4/29/2012 7:08AM - in reply to OBvious answerer Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

OBvious answerer wrote:

"The happening" starring mark wahlberg is some of the worst acting i have ever seen in a movie in my entire life

The Happening is so bad that I really thought it was a comedy for a while. I have never seen such bad acting in a wide-release movie.
lost 2hrs of my life
RE: I've just watched the worst movie ever... 4/29/2012 7:14AM - in reply to Azaleas Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Watched a Netflix movie last night based on a stupid recommendation by that stupid service.
'Employee of the Month" with Matt Damon and Steve Zahn
terrible. Worst, maybe not but, I still have that jizz in my mouth
RUNJUNKIE0820
RE: I've just watched the worst movie ever... 4/29/2012 8:10AM - in reply to return to index Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
I tried watching Caddy Shack 2 but it was so dull and boring that I had to stop watching it.
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