Bicentennial Attempt By College Roommates

Im really curious whether or not I'm going to lose or gain solar masses during this week. I can't really dispute anything that he just wrote, except maybe I don't slurp pizza EVERY day, but some days I do it twice. And I ran three miles in December once.

I'm already bored

Why would you even want to subject yourselves to drinking 100 bottles/cans of shitty beer.

Anothet wrote:

Why would you even want to subject yourselves to drinking 100 bottles/cans of shitty beer.

once you get a few in you, you wont taste it anymore

fast guy: 100 miles, 54 beers

Fat guy: 65 miles, 115 beers

Anothet wrote:

Why would you even want to subject yourselves to drinking 100 bottles/cans of shitty beer.

Im made of adipose tissue, not money

Flea wrote:

fast guy: 100 miles, 54 beers

Fat guy: 65 miles, 115 beers

That would mean he beat me. I resent that. Although I do like how you predict he goes over 100.

I feel like Fast Guy will probably be able to do the hundred miles easy, but if he runs that much will the beer just ruin him too early in the week? And how fat is Fat Guy exactly? because he might be able to kill himself for the miles if isn't morbidly obese.

Both Bud Light and Natty Light are only 4.2% alcohol, while a standard beer is 5%. So according to my alculations, if you drank 100 bud light/natty light it only equals 84 beers. So in order to actually do the challenge you need to drink 116 light beers, or drink a different beer with more alcohol.

Well I'm a skinny white runner guy and managed 125 miles and 150 beers neither of these guys will approach this so go back home.

They just left for the first run. Fast Guy is pumped. Fat Guy is fat.

More than 30 beers a day is impossible. Impossible.

I chheer for you fat man. I will spek of yor tale to my children children

actually feeling ok after a midnight 4 miler. ran it about a 9 pace which i know is laughable to people on here but hey whatever. time to kick back 6 beers before bed and do it to it tomorrow. i predict waking up on tuesday will be the hardest thing i ever have to do.

If Fat Guy hasn't run a step in three years, he will not be able to run 100 miles in a week. I call a lower leg injury by Thursday.

So I'm 8 beers and 10 miles into the bicentennial. Fat Guy is still alive with 8 beers and 8 miles. A little buzzed right now in class

What is your day looking like, mileage and beer intake wise? I'd imagine you should do the mileage in the morning, do your second run at 3ish and then drink until bed.

The other roommate is a ginger, so no matter what happens, both Fast Guy and Fat Guy are still winners in comparison

The Other Other Roommate wrote:

The other roommate is a ginger, so no matter what happens, both Fast Guy and Fat Guy are still winners in comparison

+1 hahaha

Fast Guy's strategy- front loading mileage and even beer pacing just in case i have to play catch up on beet. running about 3 times a day and drinking slowly and steadily throughout the day. I've had 1 between each of my classes today, with more at night. the goal is to never get too drunk, just a steady drunkeness

Fat Guy's strategy- dont die. hes planning on running 4x 4 mile each day (he should be in the middle of his third of today right now). i think hes doing even beer pacing with me

ironically, right now (14 hours in), hes leading in mileage (12) and im leading with beer (11).