German Fernandez Status

I just talked to Colby Lowe and he says German is currently doing half his workouts on the exercise bike. Appearantly he ran himself into the ground this summer trying to make a comeback. multiple injuries unfortunately. The coach hopes he can run by NC's, but they are just taking it one step at a time.

He has also returned to vegetarianism. But once a month eats a 16 ounce steak that he deep fries in Chicken Livers and Turkey Hearts.

Rec Runner x wrote:

I just talked to Colby Lowe and he says German is currently doing half his workouts on the exercise bike. Appearantly he ran himself into the ground this summer trying to make a comeback. multiple injuries unfortunately. The coach hopes he can run by NC's, but they are just taking it one step at a time.

I just talked with Tom Farrell. He says that German went back to his homeland where he is busy learning to play the guitar like Santana. Apparently Mr. Fernandez is smarter than the average runner and has figured out that chicks dig musicians way more than skeletons.

I bumped into German the other week. He told me he currently is feigning injury, will be avoiding the nothing meets early in the year, then rip Chris Derrick a new one at NCs in November.

REC Runner X wrote:

He has also returned to vegetarianism. But once a month eats a 16 ounce steak that he deep fries in Chicken Livers and Turkey Hearts.

Stop trying to imitate me!

German does not like Turkey Hearts with the Chicken Livers.

Rec Runner xxx wrote:

REC Runner X wrote:

He has also returned to vegetarianism. But once a month eats a 16 ounce steak that he deep fries in Chicken Livers and Turkey Hearts.

Stop trying to imitate me!

German does not like Turkey Hearts with the Chicken Livers.

I'm glad you guys find me important enough to imitate. Although I don't know any of German's eating habits, Colby did mention that German's iron levels have returned to normal and that he no longer needs supplements during workouts.

Rec Runner x wrote:

I'm glad you guys find me important enough to imitate. Although I don't know any of German's eating habits, Colby did mention that German's iron levels have returned to normal and that he no longer needs supplements during workouts.

Prolific ain't the same as important, buddy.

I just spoke to an OSU teammate of his who told me that German spent the summer in Spain in culinary school.

I talked to Dave Smith, and he said that German shaved his head and moved to Israel.

Prolific ain't the same as important, buddy.

Females should seriously consider another site.

I heard that he was riding his bike to South America.

German just @'ed me on Twitter, said he was moving to Portland to be trained by Alberto

Rec Runner x wrote:

I just talked to Colby Lowe and he says German is currently doing half his workouts on the exercise bike. Appearantly he ran himself into the ground this summer trying to make a comeback. multiple injuries unfortunately. The coach hopes he can run by NC's, but they are just taking it one step at a time.

Do you think that anyone believes you? Do you think that there is a single soul on this entire planet that puts one iota of credence to you pontifications? Do you really think that it is even possible that outside of your own, dim, luke warm cranium there will ever be another human being who gives a rat's ass what you have to say?

Well, do you punk?

I actually believe him. I passively troll letsrun all of the time and know a troll post whenever I read one. This did not read like a troll at all, but every other reply did.

rightonsir wrote:

I actually believe him. I passively troll letsrun all of the time and know a troll post whenever I read one. This did not read like a troll at all, but every other reply did.

Hey, I do to. It was just fun to say.

his hair is *perfect*

What in the world wrote:

Hey, I do too. It was just fun to say.

Fixed.

rightonsir wrote:

I actually believe him. I passively troll letsrun all of the time and know a troll post whenever I read one. This did not read like a troll at all, but every other reply did.

Except he has a spelling error. Always a sign of trolling.

I heard he took his talents to south beach?