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you hate not running
your watch is the size of a baby's head
you love running
a sprained ankle means curtians
adrenaline is a three letter wour
word*
"You poop outside."
This.
When someone says that they can eat a slice of cake because they ran 3 miles yesterday you reply that you can eat the whole cake because you ran 10 miles today but you're not going to because you have a race tomorrow
You laugh when people brag about running a 5 hour marathon
You can out eat even the fattest of your friends but are the skinniest
Your BMI is -5
After watching the Boston marathon you were so pumped that you went out and killed your next run
You watched the Boston marathon
You know the local area better than anyone you know
you haze the heck out of the lame frosh on your team, more so than football teams do, basketball teams do etc. etc.
moreee wrote:
…Steve Prefontaine’s Birthday is more important than yours.
…you aspire to pain.
…you know as many kinds of pain as eskimos have words for snow.
…you think spandex is a winter’s passion statement.
…you never look behind you.
…you don’t know what an “off-season” means.
Eskimos have liek 2 different words for it. Thats a myth that they have a bunch. And theyre not even for snow, just frozen precipitation. We have snow, slush, sleet, hail, freezing rain. YEah.
a week off leaves you jittery
bropro wrote:
you hate the effin summer
you love winter
the ideal temp is 30
Fixed it
....if when you're driving and all the terrain looks like a great potential training run (drives my wife and daughters crazy when I mention it in the car).
xc xc xc track? wrote:
when sprinters brag to you about their sub 7 mile, you laugh.
When distance runners brag about their sub 60 quarter, we laugh
When you need correct you doctor: 90 miles per week, not 19. Nine zero!