Here's what's going to happen whether you like it or not.
Kip Litton has a little money to throw around. Not a ton, but enough to keep alive what is a very important, even compulsory, practice" cheating in marathons.
It is also true that there is no way in hell he can dodge the chip mats at Boston, even without the whole running world atching.
So what I am going to do is accept $1,000 from him plus travel expenses to complete the 2012 Boston Marathon, using his official entry bib, in about two hours and fifty minutes.
There is no way you can stop this. I'll be in a Kip-like, very generic disguise -- baggy clothes, ball cap, big sunglasses. I'll keep this ensemble alive well into the race, as I can keep up 6:30s with no problem even so encumbered (one of the reasons Kip is letting me do this is my race credentials, which confirm the foregoing claim). I will clear out the moment I am done and that'll be it -- Kip'll have lived to cheat another day and will have a fairly fast Boston Marathon to his credit, with no way to undo this fact. And I'll be able to afford a really nice prostitute for a day or three.
This is not a lie and the only reason I am posting it is that the whole thread will be deleted long before anyone can point toward it as evidence of planned fealty.