X-Runner wrote:
cancer wrote:I get one every year. They lift your nutsack and check between your toes,
Wait. Your toes are under your nutsack?
You may have some other issues.
Linda Lovelace had some anatomical aberrations as well. I am 43 and had the old prostate exam. Female doc = small fingers. After I lost my innocence I said "Wait, aren't you supposed to violate me AFTER you buy me dinner?"
She laughed and said "Sounds like SOMEONE is looking for a hernia exam!"
Cute doc too. A pity I am married.