First, they build a luge run faster and more dangerous than ever before; resulting in the death of an Olympian the day before the games.
Second, the crew they hired to do the opening ceremonies; they hired cos he did them for the Sydney game.
Next, their indoor torch malfunctions.
Then, we are treated to Wayne Greatskate riding in the back of a pick up truck with a faltering flame, to an outdoor flame display, surrounded by...chain link fence.
--The worse price gauging for housing in Olympic games history.
Massive lines every where for crap food, crap beverages, and for taking a crap.
Cheap ice surfacing equipment results in embarrassing delays in long track skating cos they were too cheap to buy a Zimboni (sp). Resulting in Shani Davis withdrawing from the event, in order to stay focused on his next event and not be penalized be delays and less recovery time.
On and on. Pathetic planning, and charitably NBC and other world media took pity on them and stopped reporting the snafu and cluster-f stories and focused on the athletes (albeit poorly, as usual, by NBC.)
And then the CAPPER.
THE MOST EMBARRASSING, PATHETIC, ARE YOU KIDDING ME (MUSTA BEEN POT INDUCED) CLOSING CEREMONIES IN HISTORY.
Dancing Stripper like Mounties? Moose hats for all? Giant Inflated BEAVERS??? Giant Inflated Mounties, etc. etc. on and on.
It looked like someone crossed the border into Canada, stopped at the first tourist info gift shop, drove to the arena and the giant barfed GIANT inflated souvenirs and Canada CLICHES.
Thankfully, the athletes bucked up under the crap conditions and crap organizing and made the competition's interesting and exciting.
But, Canada's motto can now be "We Mean Well, but Somehow We Just Can Never Get It Right.
Wayne Gretski in the back of a pick up truck with the Oly Flame? Why not a sled wheels?
I was expecting him to crack open some Molson's and start tossing the empties out of the back of the truck on his way.
"Blame Canada," has well been revived. With a bullet.