Marion Jones to play in the WNBA?!

Do they test for steroids in the NBAs?

makes sense since she played collegiately at North Carolina she was a starter and they were always in the hunt for the National title....

Rough Rider wrote:

I didn't know that she was a lesbian.

Ok, I made a joke like this to my cousins and I got a "you are a homophobe" look from them.

She won a National Championship with them.

hsrunner04 wrote:

She won a National Championship with them.

But that was in 1994

And that league is desperate for publicity.

The sport of Track & Field wasn't obscure and boring enough for her?

gray sweats wrote:

Rough Rider wrote:

I didn't know that she was a lesbian.

Ok, I made a joke like this to my cousins and I got a "you are a homophobe" look from them.

Why is it that when I guy grabs a woman's butt and she turns around and punches him. She is fighting for her rights? But when a gay guy grabs my butt and I punch his lights out, I get called a homophobe...

1) She had her third child four months ago? In jail?

2) I can't believe that she couldn't manage to hook up with some boring guy who owns a chain of dental clinics or fast food restaurants and lead an uneventful life as a piece of arm candy...

What is unbelievable is she said her life changed in the 30 seconds she decided not to tell the truth. What about the 5 years before when she taking drugs and cheating her way to success?

pen envy wrote:

gray sweats wrote:

Ok, I made a joke like this to my cousins and I got a "you are a homophobe" look from them.

Why is it that when I guy grabs a woman's butt and she turns around and punches him. She is fighting for her rights? But when a gay guy grabs my butt and I punch his lights out, I get called a homophobe...

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you forgot to add; If a girl grabs your butt, and you don't do anything, you are a perv. If you do say something, you're gay.

How many basketball players from 1994 could make it into the NBA now? Just wondering, because if Marion Jones is still athletic enough to play in the WNBA fifteen years after her NCAA bball days does it says something about the caliber of the players in the WNBA, or about the caliber of athlete she is? I don't think too many 32-37 year old men can just jump into the NBA.

100Grand+ per meet to hoping for a 35Grand/year job.

Dr.Paul Ekman must have rolled on the floor and laughed his ass off during MadeMarions Oprah iterview (all interviews

on drugs actually!).

Is that Marryin' Jones piece from Malmo around here somewhere?

Our Ancestors wrote:

What is unbelievable is she said her life changed in the 30 seconds she decided not to tell the truth. What about the 5 years before when she taking drugs and cheating her way to success?

I don't think she would have gotten jail time if she told the truth in the beginning. Just banned from T&F. But you're right. I guess she doesn't consider those drug years as any type of lying.

Holy sh!t, I didn't even think the WNBA was still in business.

I copied and saved it. Not sure if the links still work.

The Case Against Marryin' Jonz (annotated version)

You pay for your wife's (Marryin' Jonz) cocaine habit with a check.[1] Later, she denies any relationship with the local coke dealer, Victor Vector [2], and denies knowing about the check.

Soon afterwards, she and her new boyfriend, Tiny Tim [3], are observed by DEA agents in Canada, then later in Hawaii, with Chuck Frank [4], who in 1988 was the kingpin in one of the most infamous cocaine busts in history, resulting in the forced retirement of Canadian porn star, Ben's Johnson [5]. At first, both she and her boyfriend repeatedly deny knowing Chuck Frank but when finally cornered with the truth, they admitted to knowing Frank and traveling to meet him.

She later admits to knowing Victor Vector[6], but now claims he was only a Herbalife rep. She then says that her fabulous wealth is the reason why a $7000 check to the local Herbalife rep would go unnoticed. "I'm rich," she arrogantly boasts, "$7000 may seem like a lot of money to you, but to me even $200,000 isn't very much."

Street-smart Marryin' would never pay $7000 to a street vendor for a "genuine" Rolex watch; she's yet to explain why she paid $7000 for Herbalife products?

No explanation why the need to lie about it either.

In the meantime, Victor Vector is indicted for developing, manufacturing and selling a previously undetectable isomer of methamphetamine he names "clear." [7] DEA agents find a ledger detailing the deliveries of cocaine, heroin, marijuana and "clear" to a dozen high-profile users and convinces a few of them to turn State's evidence against him--corroborating your wife's cocaine habit along the way.

Her "daddy", a notorious pimp named Fill Nite [8], desperately wants to see her case disappear. He has a huge investment in her, dressing her up in schoolgirl outfits for all of his regular johns [9]. She's been one of the most productive hoes in the stable despite her addiction to coke and crank. Mr. Nite claims that when Marryin' first turned tricks for him she wasn't on drugs, therefore there's no reason for her to be on drugs now--expecting us to believe that years of wallowing in the gutter with every sleazebag on the street didn't affect her at all.

Even though Marryin' claims to be powered by Girl Scout cookies and milk, she offers no logical reason why she takes practice urinalysis tests [10] and guzzles cranberry juice and Golden Seal?

Which do you expect us to believe: you fell off a turnip truck, or the rear door to a fishmonger's truck came ajar and red herrings are scattered all over town?

[1] Marion Jones paid Victor Conte of BALCO a $7350 check for vitamins.

[2] Victor Conte of BALCO

[3] Tim Montgomery, former world recorder holder at 100m, banned by the IAAF for doping.

[4] Charlie Francis, coach of Canadian sprinter Ben Johnson [5]

[6] Image:

http://i16.tinypic.com/40ol5ps.jpg

[7] "Clear" was the previously undetectable steroid THG.

[8] Phil Knight, founder of Nike.

[9] "Regular johns" = the adoring public.

[10] It was revealed that Marion Jones has her urine sent away to Quest Diagnostics for T:E ratio tests that had no known medical use, except to beat Olympic drug testing.

http://tinyurl.com/s4ju2

Still not that good.

WHAT A JOKE.

this drug cheating b*tch should be banned from athletics for all-time. she wants to spread her message to kids? what, that she is a drug cheat and a liar? give me a f*cking break.