NRR: Girl at Work

Ask her if she has ever seen a grown man naked.

Don't screw the crew.

Write Letterman to ask him what he would do.

Sounds like a shitty place to work. Is it acceptable for a professional to "flick" someone's ear like that? Sick.

This thread is useless without pics

Sounds like kino escalation. Time for you to do a compliance test, maybe toss out a neg or do some multiple threading. If that doesn't work, hit her over the head with a club and drag her into the bathroom for sex.

Pics?

I cannot provide pics. That would certainly be against company policy.

It does sound like a shitty place to work. I'm just glad I have a job in these rough times.

I had that happen with a dude once. He'd even sit there in his cube gently rubbing himself, and then wink at me if I ever looked his way.

you gotta bang bang that chitty chitty if ya know what i mean

phugger!

Is she black?

nice try troll

Once you go Asian, you'll forget every other persuasion

Sing it, my brotha!

F*** her in the ass, then change your name to "shitty shitty bang bang."

Ching Poo wrote:

Once you go Asian, you'll forget every other persuasion

You're preaching to the choir here, mate!

To the OP. Office romances happen all the time. But go into it full knowing that you'll be the center of gossip for a while if you start dating her. That and if or when you break up going to work will be a living hell.

You could be like me, fool around with a co-worker and knock her up. Going to work is really fun these days...

If I could do it all over again? I wouldn't $hit where I eat.

asdfg wrote:

F*** her in the ass, then change your name to "shitty shitty bang bang."

The odds of that happening improve greatly if she's European

Wicka wicka wicka wrote:

asdfg wrote:

F*** her in the ass, then change your name to "shitty shitty bang bang."

The odds of that happening improve greatly if she's European

Try to be around her when she farts. If it whistles, you know you're in.