Well, I'm on the homestretch, at the end of the loop on my evening run, and things are going good. All of a sudden, I start to hear this growling coming from up ahead. I proceed cautiously because maybe there is an angry dog somewhere. I notice a plump looking woman stopped on the side of the road just standing there, and then I realize that's no dog! That woman is ripping one! So I continue on past her, straight face, no laughing, and then right as I'm in view of her I decide to give her a taste of her own medicine and do my best to squeeze one out. It was pretty audible too. I wonder what she was thinking...