I called a friend over who can pick locks. I've gained access to his locked room. What should i do to F@#k with him while he's gone. Nothing expensive. But i need some epic ideas.
I called a friend over who can pick locks. I've gained access to his locked room. What should i do to F@#k with him while he's gone. Nothing expensive. But i need some epic ideas.
Buy the biggest pair of panties you can find, and a condom. Put some mayo inside the condom, rub a chocolate candy bar on the inside of the panties, and leave both said panties and condom on his sheets.
I didn't know fifth graders had roommates.
That is called "breaking and entering". Picking a lock no less. Two years minimum in the slammer.
You should cover every single surface in his room with newspaper.
Like Andrew did to you? You suck at anonymity
Hire a hooker. When she gets to your apartment, kill her with a tire iron. Leave the body in the roommates bed. When he gets home and discovers the body, be like "whoa man, looks like you're in a lot of trouble." Then go call the cops.
Buy a beehive full of bees and set them loose inside his room. When he goes inside, lock the door from the outside. It's funnier if he's allergic to them.
Cut a slit in the side of his mattress. Stuff a couple pounds of ground beef into the mattress. Maybe shove some poop into the mattress as well. When he get's back, it'll smell attrocious. In a week's time, it'll be toxic.
cheese monkey wrote:
Buy a beehive full of bees and set them loose inside his room. When he goes inside, lock the door from the outside. It's funnier if he's allergic to them.
someone watched it's always sunny last night.
Shave off your pubes, cut them up really fine, and bake 'em into some brownies. Put the brownies on a plate in his room.
After you run and come back all perspirey, dry your sweaty balls off on his pillow. Repeat each day until he returns.
Engage in hot man love on his bed and leave some evidence
photoshop or otherwise edit/recreate all the photos in his room so that you are the person in his photos. try to make everything the same, including clothes, background, and other people.
label each item in his room with post-it notes.
switch his underwear drawer with his sock drawer.
reset the alarm clock to an early time, or to a particularly annoying radio station.
hide soft cheese somewhere he won't look. wait two weeks.
put scotch tape around the prongs of his tv cord and plug it back into the wall. it won't work, and he won't know why.
dead hooker.
change the locks. i mean, really, who the crap has locks on their bedroom door?!
jester wrote:
change the locks. i mean, really, who the crap has locks on their bedroom door?!
People who are constantly getting pranked by their asshole roommate.
I did these two to my roommate:
Painted pornographic images on his wall using glow in the dark paint. Looked pretty amazing with the lights off.
Bought a ton of cheap porno magazines. Cut out hundreds of pictures and hid them throughout his room and belongings. It's funny if some is nasty gay porn or granny porn. He continued to find porn for years afterward (literally years). In picture frames, in books, everywhere.
Your roommate made the a-team and is at prenats, and you are pissed that you didn't go?
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