horrible tan
How can I conceal a farmers tan? Don't have enough time to even it out... 9/9/2009 9:22PM Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
I have a really bad farmers tan... literally from my elbow up is white and below that is MUCH darker. It's too late to even it out and I don't have time, so is there anything I can do to conceal it before our first race? Is there any sort of makeup I can do to make my skin appear lighter (the darker part), and maybe hide the distinction between the colors? Thanks!
L. Armstrong
RE: How can I conceal a farmers tan? Don't have enough time to even it out... 9/9/2009 9:27PM - in reply to horrible tan Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Just tell people that you spent your summer bike racing in Europe.
Mr Mountain
RE: How can I conceal a farmers tan? Don't have enough time to even it out... 9/9/2009 9:31PM - in reply to L. Armstrong Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You could wear a thong. Nobody will notice your arms at all.
rocco mediate
RE: How can I conceal a farmers tan? Don't have enough time to even it out... 9/9/2009 9:33PM - in reply to horrible tan Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Stop being a pussy. Who cares about your tan? Does your girlfriend care? I doubt it.
horrible tan
RE: How can I conceal a farmers tan? Don't have enough time to even it out... 9/9/2009 9:41PM - in reply to L. Armstrong Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
I care about it and I don't want it to look awkward in my singlet.
tpi
RE: How can I conceal a farmers tan? Don't have enough time to even it out... 9/9/2009 9:46PM - in reply to horrible tan Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Um, I'm pretty sure wearing a singlet makes you look awkward - regardless of the status of your tan. Your concealed b*ner doesn't help much, either.
P. Ewing
RE: How can I conceal a farmers tan? Don't have enough time to even it out... 9/9/2009 9:57PM - in reply to horrible tan Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You could wear a t-shirt under your uniform.
horrible tan
RE: How can I conceal a farmers tan? Don't have enough time to even it out... 9/9/2009 9:58PM - in reply to tpi Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
I'm female
tpi
RE: How can I conceal a farmers tan? Don't have enough time to even it out... 9/9/2009 10:01PM - in reply to horrible tan Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Nothing like an arrogant a-hole chick.
suzie-q
RE: How can I conceal a farmers tan? Don't have enough time to even it out... 9/9/2009 10:05PM - in reply to horrible tan Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
I go to a tanning salon. It's worth it. I only go to even out my farmers tan. That's it - no dark tan for me.

You probably only need to go 2 or 3 times to get rid of your farmers tan.

Or you can do a spray tan which will take care of it in one session.

I feel funny with a farmers tan too!
horrible tan
RE: How can I conceal a farmers tan? Don't have enough time to even it out... 9/9/2009 10:19PM - in reply to suzie-q Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Is there someway to hide it using random make up or to lighten the darker skin though? I don't think I have time to go to a tanning salon, and I'm not sure if I will be able to go find a spray tan.
easy answer
RE: How can I conceal a farmers tan? Don't have enough time to even it out... 9/10/2009 4:38AM - in reply to horrible tan Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Arm warmers.
track chick
RE: How can I conceal a farmers tan? Don't have enough time to even it out... 9/10/2009 4:49AM - in reply to horrible tan Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
I wouldn't try to lighten the tanned bits and I don't think there's any safe way you could do that anyway, and I also wouldn't try to tan the white bits. Seriously, I wouldn't worry about it, it'll fade after a while.
sobby
RE: How can I conceal a farmers tan? Don't have enough time to even it out... 9/10/2009 8:10AM - in reply to track chick Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
mighty porn stache
RE: How can I conceal a farmers tan? Don't have enough time to even it out... 9/10/2009 8:30AM - in reply to horrible tan Reply | Return to Index | Report Post