So I share an office with this old guy (I am male too) and out of the blue he utters weird things throughout the day, most notably "I have a penis" which he has said 3 times today and 4 times yesterday. When I asked him why he said that he completely denied the whole thing! wtf? Is this tourets syndrome??? I complained to our boss and he told me to just ignore it. What should I do? This is really freaking me out.
I bet he is f***ing with you because your a newb.
Maybe he was just trying to get you to back off.
He may have man-boobs but it still does not give you the right to squeeze them 7 times in 2 days.
You should just tell him to prove it. Tell him that if he is that proud of his genetalia then he should not mind whipping it out for display purposes. Make sure you say this when other people are around so they can see the old guy whip out his johnson for you to see. Then lodge a sexual harassment charge against the old man to get him removed from the office. Problem solved.
How else do you expect him to respond when all day you keep muttering that you have a vagina?
Get a nanny cam or just a hand held voice recorder and record him saying weird stuff then play it back to your boss. Maybe your boss doesn't believe you. Or like you say, maybe it's Tourette's and your boss knows but isn't allowed to say anything to you about it due to privacy laws. Penis ball licker.
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