Looks like the cute joke thread was deleted. Starting over.
A pair of women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
"I need to be honest with you," the first woman said, "I'm getting a boob job."
"Oh that's nothing," the second woman said: "I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"
"Wow," the first woman replied: "I just can't picture your husband as a blond!"
"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two.
"No, thank you," the gentleman replied: "That will be all."
As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed. "Anything for your wife?" he asked.
"Yeah! That's a good idea!" the fellow said. "Please bring up a postcard."
Jakob Ingebrigtsen has a 1989 Ferrari 348 GTB and he's just put in paperwork to upgrade it
Is there a rule against attaching a helium balloon to yourself while running a road race?
How rare is it to run a sub 5 minute mile AND bench press 225?
Am I living in the twilight zone? The Boston Marathon weather was terrible!
Mark Coogan says that if you could only do 3 workouts as a 1500m runner you should do these
Move over Mark Coogan, Rojo and John Kellogg share their 3 favorite mile workouts