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sounds familiar
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/10/2012 8:06AM - in reply to themack Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
If it's going to be that kind of party I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
stubby
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/10/2012 8:10AM - in reply to sounds familiar Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...so I said "jabroni!"
Mojo Jerkin
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/10/2012 8:15AM - in reply to themack Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
themack wrote:

mojo- just have to google it....

My girlfriend busted into my room the other day and declared, I'm breaking up with you, you f-cking pedophile!
I looked at her calmly and said. . . "My my, that's an awful big word for an 8 year old!"

several versions of it


Thanks Mack.
bangalangadanga
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/10/2012 10:07AM - in reply to Mojo Jerkin Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
so i says to the lady
that's not a monkey
that's my mother

bahhrahhrahhh bahhhahahahahrabblerabble
Racehorse
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/10/2012 10:09AM - in reply to ollieh Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
ollieh wrote:

Wrecked 'em?! Damn near killed 'em!


That is the one for me.
Racehorse
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/10/2012 10:19AM - in reply to Racehorse Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
There was this one where they had new meanings for old terms. There was a term for when you look into the refrigerator to see if something is there that was not there ten minutes ago.
fdfddf
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/10/2012 10:37AM - in reply to hungry for more Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
There's no f in way!
Captain Quint
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/10/2012 8:36PM - in reply to Racehorse Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Liquor?!... I just met her!
quanka
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/10/2012 9:37PM - in reply to hungry for more Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Block punt!
Not so
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/11/2012 6:59AM - in reply to hungry for more Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
When pulled it out, it had a baked bean on it
pretty boy floyd
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/11/2012 7:55AM - in reply to sell it Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
it's not a hot dog, that's just your c*ck in a roll
Ramos Fizz
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/16/2012 5:23PM - in reply to hungry for more Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
A man walks into a bar - he sits down and orders a drink.
(this is the part I do not remember)

"Ah yes sir," the barman responds, "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order."



hungry for more wrote:

...Can't remember the joke at all, or cannot remember the joke / set up correctly.
Kanye North
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/16/2012 8:26PM - in reply to Ramos Fizz Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Nuts to You, McGillicutty!
General Patraeus
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/16/2012 8:42PM - in reply to Kanye North Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You're a jackass when you're drunk, Superman.
what just happened
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/16/2012 9:21PM - in reply to General Patraeus Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Oh yeah? F*ck you, clown!
anonomie me
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/16/2012 11:03PM - in reply to what just happened Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
"...Mrs. Crunt."
The Waterboy
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/17/2012 1:35AM - in reply to anonomie me Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
"That's what she said"
somali pirate
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/18/2012 7:35AM - in reply to fdfddf Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
fdfddf wrote:

There's no f in way!


How do you fit an elephant into a subway?

You take the s out of sub and the f out of way.
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