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"A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!" |
| djäveln |
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"Yeah, but these Fokkers were flying Messershmitts!" |
| Slappy White |
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"Why the long face?" |
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That's the beer that made Mel Famey walk us! |
| Zeeba Neighba |
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(with an Italian accent:) "That's-a nuthin'-- you oughta see how he make-a the donuts!" |
| Zeeba Neighba |
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Relatedly-- "Seven: two in the front seat, three in the back seat, and two in the ashtray." Thanks for the memories of tasteless jokes of youth.... |
| hfghgd |
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No he's a-not, he's a wearing a neck-a-tie! From the muppets. |
| Rakanishu |
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Penis Poker |
| PDXTrack |
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Indigo Ask Grote for the joke. |
| Not a Webb thread,I swear!!!!! |
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Bump to see if any of you ever figured out the set up on any of these. |
| skwilli |
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Hell, it rectum! |
| gallen |
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"Those aren't buoys" |
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...that's what she gets for leaving the kitchen. |
| Tim Whatley |
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ROTFLMAO! |
| sdh |
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"You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork." |
| Baldy |
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That ain't my finger either! |
| General Patraeus |
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I stepped on a duck. |
| pajamas |
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How he got into my pajamas I'll never know... |
| Mojo Jerkin |
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This is legit... I have a punchline I can't remember the joke for and it has been killing me for years. Anyone remember the joke? Punchline is ... "Pedophile? Well, that is an awfully big word for an 8 year old!" |
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mojo- just have to google it.... My girlfriend busted into my room the other day and declared, I'm breaking up with you, you f-cking pedophile! I looked at her calmly and said. . . "My my, that's an awful big word for an 8 year old!" several versions of it |