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heeeeeeyoooooo
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 8/2/2010 10:37AM - in reply to radical> Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
"A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!"
djäveln
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 8/2/2010 12:28PM - in reply to heeeeeeyoooooo Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
"Yeah, but these Fokkers were flying Messershmitts!"
Slappy White
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 8/2/2010 12:57PM - in reply to hungry for more Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
"Why the long face?"
Cant remember
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 8/2/2010 1:03PM - in reply to Slappy White Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
That's the beer that made Mel Famey walk us!
Zeeba Neighba
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 8/2/2010 1:13PM - in reply to heeeeeeyoooooo Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
(with an Italian accent:)
"That's-a nuthin'-- you oughta see how he make-a the donuts!"
Zeeba Neighba
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 8/2/2010 1:18PM - in reply to heeeeeeyoooooo Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

heeeeeeyoooooo wrote:

"A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!"


Relatedly-- "Seven: two in the front seat, three in the back seat, and two in the ashtray."

Thanks for the memories of tasteless jokes of youth....
hfghgd
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 8/2/2010 1:56PM - in reply to Zeeba Neighba Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
No he's a-not, he's a wearing a neck-a-tie!

From the muppets.
Rakanishu
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 8/2/2010 2:34PM - in reply to hungry for more Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Penis Poker
PDXTrack
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 8/2/2010 2:46PM - in reply to hungry for more Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

hungry for more wrote:

...Can't remember the joke at all, or cannot remember the joke / set up correctly.


Indigo

Ask Grote for the joke.
Not a Webb thread,I swear!!!!!
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/9/2012 6:32PM - in reply to hungry for more Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

hungry for more wrote:

...Can't remember the joke at all, or cannot remember the joke / set up correctly.

Bump to see if any of you ever figured out the set up on any of these.
skwilli
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/9/2012 6:38PM - in reply to hungry for more Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Hell, it rectum!
gallen
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/9/2012 6:48PM - in reply to hungry for more Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
"Those aren't buoys"
.....
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/9/2012 7:30PM - in reply to gallen Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...that's what she gets for leaving the kitchen.
Tim Whatley
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/9/2012 7:40PM - in reply to gallen Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

gallen wrote:

"Those aren't buoys"


ROTFLMAO!
sdh
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/9/2012 7:53PM - in reply to Tim Whatley Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
"You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork."
Baldy
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/9/2012 9:17PM - in reply to sdh Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
That ain't my finger either!
General Patraeus
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/9/2012 9:33PM - in reply to Baldy Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
I stepped on a duck.
pajamas
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/9/2012 11:36PM - in reply to General Patraeus Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
How he got into my pajamas I'll never know...
Mojo Jerkin
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/10/2012 7:07AM - in reply to pajamas Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
This is legit... I have a punchline I can't remember the joke for and it has been killing me for years. Anyone remember the joke? Punchline is ...

"Pedophile? Well, that is an awfully big word for an 8 year old!"
themack
RE: What Punchline Do You Remember, But You Can No Longer Remember the Joke ??? 5/10/2012 7:35AM - in reply to Mojo Jerkin Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
mojo- just have to google it....

My girlfriend busted into my room the other day and declared, I'm breaking up with you, you f-cking pedophile!
I looked at her calmly and said. . . "My my, that's an awful big word for an 8 year old!"

several versions of it
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