Streaker: Needs Advice

BE WARNED!!! THIS IS NOT YOUR AVERAGE CAFETERIA SAUSAGE!!!

How about "Soy Bomb." How many inches are you packing?

haha, nice

to give more incentive for posters. i will give feedback on how this goes and possibly a link to the article on it, if i am lucky enough to get coverage

Maybe you will get busted and tagged as "Sex Offender" - that always looks nice across the top of your background check - "Sex Offender" does wonders for your career.

streaker wrote:

So I am thinking I am going to streak my university cafeteria at peak dinner hours. I'm not sure why, but the campus is too pre-professional and i just want to shake things up a bit.

In any case, I want yell to out something or a few things when I'm in the cafeteria. Basically i want it to be funny or have some weird message. I have a few ideas but they might just be funny to me. so i thought i would go to a wider audience to some ideas. if i get quoted in the school newspaper, "...streaker yelling out.." i want it to be something ill be proud of. ha.

I'll be wearing a mask. i know lame, but while id prefer to go free, if i really offend someone i cant risk getting in trouble before graduating.

Suggestions???

i know im still debating whether to do it. my escape route is my key concern. im taking it seriously

And thus I clothe my naked villainy / With old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ/And seem a saint when most I play the devil

Streaker faces sex crime charge

Investigators say 24-year-old Matthew Weeks pulled the prank on his birthday, running around an Albuquerque mini-mart nude.

An 11-year-old boy witnessed the streaking near Isleta and Arenal.

The birthday boy was arrested and carted off to jail.

Weeks faces a felony count of aggravated indecent exposure. If convicted, he may have to register as a sex offender.

sexx offender wrote:

Streaker faces sex crime charge

Investigators say 24-year-old Matthew Weeks pulled the prank on his birthday, running around an Albuquerque mini-mart nude.

An 11-year-old boy witnessed the streaking near Isleta and Arenal.

The birthday boy was arrested and carted off to jail.

Weeks faces a felony count of aggravated indecent exposure. If convicted, he may have to register as a sex offender.

Just make sure there aren't any 11-year olds in your cafeteria and you'll be fine.

flapjack winky wrote:

Maybe you will get busted and tagged as "Sex Offender" - that always looks nice across the top of your background check - "Sex Offender" does wonders for your career.

This is what I was thinking as soon as I read the thread title. As dumb as it is, a prank like this could really f*** up your life because of the sex offender registry.

Advice: don't do it. I wish I could say otherwise, but in our quest to prove that we're tough on crime, we have ruined the lives of many pranksters such as yourself.

Experienced streaker here.

Go for it. You will not regret it and it is something you (and everyone else present) will always remember.

Don't yell anything. Stop briefly and do the "helicopter" instead.

Streaker: I present myself to you much as my mother presented me to the world.

"Vote Palin in 2012!"

Please do the helicopter. Please?

yeah, i was worried about the sex offender thing but this is college. i know other slightly more liberal colleges where they have naked dorms and another school where people just casually walked into the cafeteria naked.

additionally, on my campus sports teams have streaked for initiations and they even put up flyers saying where the streakers would go by. granted it was outside rather than inside a university building, but still they didn't face any problems.

i think the helicopter is a must. if i can have one friend save a table i can jump up on i could attempt to briefly do the helicopter on top of the table. getting in and out safely is the main concern tho

If you are not above average, the helicopter usually looks pathetic. Do not mess it up for the rest of us who are able to do an insane helicopter.

My suggestion is to NOT RUN. It's a lot funnier if you just stroll in like nothing's up. A lot of people won't even notice you at first. You can probably even wait in line and get food without anyone noticing. Once the jig is up, do the helicopter and bolt.

You have no balls if you don't do the helicopter!

Helicopter! Helicopter!