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nova
RE: naked guys in locker rooms 12/19/2003 2:20PM - in reply to CO-Runner Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
gang shower.
skylon
RE: naked guys in locker rooms 12/19/2003 2:25PM - in reply to runr Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Two points. One, we are living in the age when wearing shorts that are splits is akin to running around naked, and will get you beat up in places--people somehow got real uptight about these things, and we are in a real uptight time period in general. Two, maybe us older dudes are just more comfortable about nudity and our lumpy bodies in general--I mean, like I CARE what some 22 year old kid thinks of me? On the flipside, that 22 year old is still pretty damn close to the age when everything he does, think, or says is judged by his kiddie peers, and he better err on the safe side and cover up or else. But, I do agree about the thing about "personal space"--I don't want some dude's sweat on me, so watch where you're swinging that thing...lol.
average johnson
RE: naked guys in locker rooms 12/19/2003 3:38PM - in reply to skylon Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Well, at risk of unleashing Seinfeld "it shrinks?" jokes, I'm not looking all that manly after a long run. Or in the shower immediately after, for that matter. If I didn't wear a towel, I'd have to try to explain to all the non-runner gym rats that "it is all that it appears to be, and more!" despite, um, present post-run shrinkage. What do swimmers do?
elaine
RE: naked guys in locker rooms 12/19/2003 3:42PM - in reply to average johnson Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
foot long schlong
RE: naked guys in locker rooms 12/19/2003 6:13PM - in reply to average johnson Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
average johnson,

The solution to your problem in to do the yank of confidence before exiting the shower or dropping your towel completely. This will no only make you feel better and more confident than ever, it will make everyone else around you feel less sorry for you and your shriveled, undersized cock.
I'm a grower not a shower
RE: naked guys in locker rooms 1/1/2005 1:01AM - in reply to foot long schlong Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
I have a similar problem. Not braggin but Ive got a nine incher but I swear the f***er shrinks to like 2, 2 1/2 inches when Im not turned on. No lying. I dont have to be cold or anything, I just hang poorly when flacid. I sometimes think I should sport a woody in the shower just one time so as to shut up the snickers from teammates who dont know Im so well endowed but this would have its downsides too cause I aint a homo. Anyone else have such a big differential between the flacid and arouse states.
D1 Runner
RE: naked guys in locker rooms 12/19/2003 7:00PM - in reply to I'm a grower not a shower Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Nahhh man it's cool to show off your package in the locker room. In fact, our team does a naked 400 every week. However, when that happens, girls come out and run too to see what all the fuss is about.
XC recruitgirl
RE: naked guys in locker rooms 12/19/2003 7:01PM - in reply to I'm a grower not a shower Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
When I was a freshman in high school we were in the go-between thing between guys and girls locker rooms and two naked guys (football players0 walked in totally naked. It was realy gross one was my brother's best friend they were seniors and we were only freshman. Guys who walk around naked in locker rooms must be gay, me and my friends could never look at them again without laughing.
XC recruitgirl
RE: naked guys in locker rooms 12/19/2003 7:02PM - in reply to XC recruitgirl Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
PS we were in the go betwen getting our cross country uniforms from the coach, that is where uniforms were stored.
comfortable
RE: naked guys in locker rooms 12/20/2003 12:03AM - in reply to XC recruitgirl Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
I like to shower in the locker room and keep my eye out for guys that are obviously uncomfortable with nakedness, then i put my towel over my shoulders and walk up to them and talk to them. even better if they are sitting on the bench, puts their eyeline right at ball height. during the convo they are all squirmy and uncomfortable and dont know where to look, its great, everyone who is comfortable in the locker room should do this.
The origonal poster of this thread is one of those guys who wears his towel, then pulls his whitey tighties up underneath it. how sad.
locker room stud
RE: naked guys in locker rooms 12/20/2003 12:52AM - in reply to oksxccoach Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
When I was in high school (last year), there was no such thing as a personal space bubble. The borderline between "funny because it's gay" and "bad because it's actually gay" was never reached. I was sitting on the floor tying my shoes one day and a naked teammate ran up to me and wiped his sweaty asscrack across my head like you would scan a credit card. Ah, the good old days.
Proud Parents
RE: naked guys in locker rooms 12/20/2003 6:22AM - in reply to locker room stud Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
lovely dude. that's not gay, that's not funny. that's just down right disgusting.


locker room stud wrote:

When I was in high school (last year), there was no such thing as a personal space bubble. The borderline between "funny because it's gay" and "bad because it's actually gay" was never reached. I was sitting on the floor tying my shoes one day and a naked teammate ran up to me and wiped his sweaty asscrack across my head like you would scan a credit card. Ah, the good old days.
Phil.
RE: naked guys in locker rooms 12/20/2003 7:10AM - in reply to runr Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

runr wrote:

Something has been bugging me for quite some time, but I can't exactly bring up the subject with the culprits: What's with all the guys who resist wearing towels in the locker rooms of athletic clubs? I'm using the plural because, though I only belong to one club, I assume the phenomenon is widespread. I'm not a prude, but there's something really creepy about flabby 60-year-olds standing shaving/gabbing/strolling etc. buck naked when they could easily wrap towels around their waists.


Sorry to break this to you but yes you are a prude!


My theory, for what it's worth, is that many of these people have not participated in high school or college athletics, thereby learning a few important things about locker room etiquette. I ran track and xc in college not long ago, and everybody wore towels except, naturally, in the shower. There's just no reason to display your garbage to the world if you don't have to.


Your theory is wrong, back in the day we weren't so insecure as you obviously are and someone wearing a towel would have been rather strange. Certainly putting a towel on to go to the shower after XC or Rugby when you're covered in mud would have been crazy! Communal showering was usually a surprise when first encountered at about 12yo but everyone got over it fairly rapidly, clearly you didn't. The fact that you refer to it as 'garbage' clearly indicates a problem and I suggest counselling.



If you're one of the no-towel types, I'd like to hear why you do it.


Because showering naked is normal and being naked in a locker room is nothing to get hung up about!
Bobby Knight
RE: naked guys in locker rooms 12/20/2003 8:04AM - in reply to Phil. Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Prudes indeed. I take a dump - wipe my ass - show the used toilet paper to my team and the next thing you know they say I was harrassing them. Getting naked, shitting together and watching German Poop tapes this is the stuff of Champions.
Buffalo Alumni
RE: naked guys in locker rooms 12/20/2003 9:02AM - in reply to runr Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
During my first couple years at UB we (the mens team) had an unspoken rule about nakedness in the locker room. There was none! With only one exception though. The biggest, baddest distance runner on the team (George) could go without the fig leave. Why? Because if you said anything to him about his exposer he would jump you, and wrestle you to the ground buck naked! Very disturbing!
mormons are funny
RE: naked guys in locker rooms 12/20/2003 10:48AM - in reply to Buffalo Alumni Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
the mormons at my high school wear towels around them WHEN showering in the locker rooms. it's kinda funny, cuz then they grab their clothes and go into the bathroom stalls w/ the locks on them and change into their clothes so no one can see them w/ their clothes off. I on the other hand take off everything and eat breakfast while taking my shower. it feels good, and i don't care if they see me, it's not like they've never seen something like it before. Plus after 8 miles at 5 AM, I don't really care what you think about me.
Uncle Billsby
RE: naked guys in locker rooms 1/1/2005 1:01AM - in reply to CO-Runner Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
So you're saying we should just f*** that 60 year old man in the ass in front of his kids?
southsiderunner
RE: naked guys in locker rooms 12/20/2003 4:58PM - in reply to Uncle Billsby Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
haha, adam sandler...classic
ray
RE: naked guys in locker rooms 12/21/2003 3:04AM - in reply to southsiderunner Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
I think an earlier poster hit it on the head. I'm 51. when I was in Junior High, we were told we all had to shower after gym class. Now I see kids on the high school teams go into stalls to change into their shorts. When my dad brought me to the Y for the first time, I couldn't believe everyone swam naked. Same thing at the old North End Boys Club.

And yes, how about a little title nine enforcement on the girls shower situation. Why they had individual stalls and we had the prison camp setting can't be good for their self image.

It is truly weird that today's youth are so sexually liberated, promiscuous at a very young age, and yet so hung up on their bodies. Splain that to me Lucy.
hkd
RE: naked guys in locker rooms 12/21/2003 4:29AM - in reply to ray Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
"I like to shower in the locker room and keep my eye out for guys that are obviously uncomfortable with nakedness, then i put my towel over my shoulders and walk up to them and talk to them. even better if they are sitting on the bench, puts their eyeline right at ball height. during the convo they are all squirmy and uncomfortable and dont know where to look, its great, everyone who is comfortable in the locker room should do this.
The origonal poster of this thread is one of those guys who wears his towel, then pulls his whitey tighties up underneath it. how sad."

We had a guy on the team and I will never forgett this. He would do the above exactly. Walk up to a freshmen who was very uncomfortable. He would walk up towel on head put lean up against the lockers with his junk a fott from there head and say "listen John a couple of upper classman have been getting together, we have been talking (we think you are a hard worker, we really like your attitude, all serious stuff and finish with)we all think you have got a really nice cock. It was hilarious. The reaction was priceless
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