Hey, if you'd rather have Vito play with your noggin than Naho, and emerge looking like Opie, far be it from me to stand in your way. But you don't know what you're missing.
Hey, if you'd rather have Vito play with your noggin than Naho, and emerge looking like Opie, far be it from me to stand in your way. But you don't know what you're missing.
At least Vito sounds straight and will do a manly job and not charge an arm & a leg.
A wise man once said to me the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut is only about a week.
OldXCguy wrote:
A wise man once said to me the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut is only about a week.
How true
I haven't paid for a haircut in over 2 years, just spent $30 on clippers and have cut my own ever since.
pablo wrote:
I haven't paid for a haircut in over 2 years, just spent $30 on clippers and have cut my own ever since.
If you can shave your head and look good, well good for you.
But I have a funny shaped skull, no joke. I look WAY better with hair.
I got a 10 minute haircut last month that resulted in a 35 dollar price. Then had to pay the bitch a tip of 5 dollars.
$40 haircut.. I guess thats what you get for living in Northern New Jersey.
WHATEVA BROSKI LOLZ
These yahoos that are claiming a $30 haircut is reasonable are out of their minds. $15 tops (including a tip) will get you a good cut. You don't need to go to some retarded salon to get "pampered" like a little woman. Wow.
I havent paid for a haircut ever. My aunt is a barber/stylist/whatever you want to call it.
Recently though I have just gotten awful haircuts from my friends who are girls. I just dont give a shit
I don't get it. There was a thread about men's clothes a while back and most people were saying how you should buy $80 jeans and expensive shit like that.
But when it comes to your hair, it's $15 including tip? What the hell?
I'm not one of those $80 jeans folks...$30 tops.
Terps-i-core: At least Vito sounds straight and will do a manly job and not charge an arm & a leg.
Hey, if you prefer an ostensibly straight man's touch to a woman's, I've got no beef with that, whether we're talking his running his fingers through your hair or giving you a lapdance. No need to feel defensive about it at all in this day and age. One man's meat is, as E.B. White observed, another's poison.
As for the expense, I think you'll find that buying just one less cosmopolitan every other week at happy hour will painlessly make up the difference. And if you're friendly with the bartender, maybe he'll toss in a freebie every so often. Your upgraded salon haircut won't hurt here, nudge nudge wink wink.
I pay $12. Looks the same as my friend who pays $40.
Men's haircuts should not cost as much as women's.
Go to a barbershop, not a salon. $12 cut, $3 tip.
Unless your hair is very curly , the best hair cutting system ever invented is the Flowbee.
It gives a "perfect" haircut because you determine the exact length with spacers. I used one for over 15 years before it gave up the ghost - then promptly replaced it.
will give you the details. It is good to have a pair of clippers to finish up in the back and around the ears.
Hey, if you prefer an ostensibly straight man's touch to a woman's, I've got no beef with that, whether we're talking his running his fingers through your hair or giving you a lapdance.
Are you really advocating paying $30 for some jollies under the guise of a haircut and also giving advice on how to get laid? Those ideas are mutually exclusive. If you're so clueless not to realize that your behavior creeps the libido right out of your hairstylist (and it surely does), then you can't spend much time around women when you aren't paying them. And if you are the ladies man you claim, you'd know that a haircut isn't that important in the grand scheme of meeting women. Men take note: a bad or douchy hairstyle will repel women. That's the only rule you need. Cut it or buzz it regularly in a nondescript style and you're fine. $50 haircuts are for women.
Beyond that, I have some empirical evidence on hairstyles. I used to keep it cut medium length, then I switched to the personal buzz cut a few years ago. The buzz is 10x more convenient. In my experience, it doesn't matter a bit when it comes to women. I've slept with several of the same women before and after going to the buzz. It didn't matter to them at all. Some women like short hair, some like long. The worthwhile ones don't care as long as you don't look like Phil Specter.
You can easily purchase clippers and make your own T-hawk. Go to WalMart for clippers, about $14. Foregone future haircut costs (money saved): $30,000. T-Hawk - priceless.
Fried Pork Chop wrote:
You can easily purchase clippers and make your own T-hawk.
What's a T-hawk? The 21st century version of a mohawk? I am woefully behind.
And Scary Garmin: Barbers don't run their fingers through your hair, and they certainly won't give you a lap dance (thankfully). Go to the barber and save your extra ones for the pole dancer - you'll get more from her than "Naho" the stylist.
So why do women spend so much for a haircut? I suspect their smaller brain size.
I last visited a barber in October 1990 (yes, 18 years ago). It cost $5.50 at the time. Ever since, I have cut it myself. The first couple of times cutting it in the mirror, I made mistakes, but eventually, I learned how to made it look professional. If you wear your hair relatively short, it is not hard to do. Once it starts to get a couple of inches long, then it becomes more of a challenge to get it to layer properly. It helps to have two mirrors though. Last summer I decided to go with the 1/32" look. Fortunately, I have a good shaped melon.
It used to cost me $10 with tip. Then for track one year I shaved it off completely. Once it grew in I realized that it looked EXACTLY like it did when I got it cut by a barber. From that point on I just used clippers on the thickest setting, 1 inch. It looks just as good as getting it cut professionally. If you have longer hair then it is worth it to go to a barber, but if you like it short you really should just cut it yourself.