First, as a member of the Adidas Transports team, I would like to thank Joker for causing me to humbly accept my position as a wannabe. And I thought that for the rest of the wannabe's out there, those of you still struggling with this issue, I should lead you through the seven stages of acceptance I had to go through to get to that realization
1. Shock - Did he really say that? I can't believe it. Numbing paralysis ensued.
2. Denial - If I just ignore this, it will go away. It doesn't apply to me. I'm not a wannabe.
3. Anger - This was a tough one. Thankfully, it was also short-lived.
4. Guilt - According to the website I am pulling these off of, "Guilt it the price we pay for loving." I have no idea how this applies. Apparently this step went by very quickly.
5. Bargaining - Perhaps I am a bit of a wannabe, but I've raced well in the past.
6. Depression - Again, a short stage for me. I'm not going lie to you. It's hard for me to get depressed over a comment coming from someone on this message board.
7. Acceptance - I'll include the technical description of this stage, as it sums up my feelings well? "We come to true acceptance of loss when we realize that we are indeed powerless over that particular loss, but that in other areas of life we are still creative and valued. It is a rich, mature state. Sadness over the loss remains, but this is restrained by a wider joy at reconciliation to life."
So Joker, thank you for bringing me to the acceptance of the following issues. In these ways I am indeed a wannabe... (And not only that, but I also have come to find myself creative and valued. An added bonus.)
1. Do I wannabe able to live in a house paid for by my running club? Yes.
2. Do I wannabe able to not have to pay any of my bills? Yes.
3. Do I wannabe coached by someone other than myself? Yes.
4. Do I wannabe able to work 20 hours every week in a shoe store, rather than 40 hours a week as an engineer? Yes.
5. Do I wannabe be able to move to Palo Alto, Rochester, or Madison? Maybe.
6. Do I wannabe talented enough to be able to even hit the standards for the other three teams mentioned? Definitely yes.
7. Do I wannabe a little bit taller? Do I wannabe a baller? No. And maybe.