what are you, a fuking after school special
what are you, a fuking after school special
When I'm landing the DC-10 filled with passengers and I'm seeing three runways, then I know I'm drunk. I just aim for the middle one and take another hit off my bottle of Scotch. For all I know, it could be my last drink.
When you have sex for ~60 seconds and then puke on the sheets.
f wrote:
When you have sex for ~60 seconds and then puke on the sheets.
And you emerge from the shower to realize that your boy is f***ing the same girl in the backyard.
The Hammer wrote:
what are you, a fuking after school special
No ass bag. I party harder than most of you fags on here... I'm just not a fan of drinking and driving especially when kids think it's funny.
not so fast wrote:
The Hammer wrote:what are you, a fuking after school special
No ass bag. I party harder than most of you fags on here... I'm just not a fan of drinking and driving especially when kids think it's funny.
Looks like we have the smart, tough MADD representative here! Watch out everyone...harder partier coming through! We might stay up until 10 tonight!
not so fast wrote:
The Hammer wrote:what are you, a fuking after school special
No ass bag. I party harder than most of you fags on here... I'm just not a fan of drinking and driving especially when kids think it's funny.
People die from everything. Chill out.
When things that I normally would decline start sounding interesting:
Examples include:
"You wanna go to the strip club dude?!"
"How about we have a race with these Long Islands?"
"Dude, her fat friend wants you!"
When I reach the party, I hide my keys someplace. If I can remember where they are, then I'm not drunk, and can drive.
No ...yea .. you are right. It is funny to drive drunk. What was I thinking? And, people do die doing a lot of things so maybe I should get lit up and drive around tonight.
Really, those families that lose a kid or a mom,etc..from a partier like you guys... they will probably understand. Wow guys, I didn't realize that I was such a stiff. Thanks.
When I use the N word even if a black person is present
When I woke up in the Tom Green County Jail
When I was spotted on the beach throwing my wallet around yelling, "Rape me, Pillage me, Steal all my money"
When the hangover requires puking and diarrhea at the same time.
the joys of youth.
When I start driving the kids to Nebraska "for the weekeknd".
I know I am drunk when I visit LetsRun for the first time in three &^%$#!! months.
lets talk wrote:
When the johnson won't get hard .....
I'm the exact opposite! Next thing you know he turns into a fat seeking missile and I wake up with someone nearly thrice my weight!
When I find myself in Minneapolis and don't remember how I got there.
When I start doing donuts in the country club parking lot at 1:30 in the morning, I know I've had a few too many.
When the calendar tells me it is a day that ends in "Y".
Brod wrote:
That being said I know I\'m drunk when I turn my head quickly to the left but right side of the bar is still in my field of vision.
Ditto. I've learned that after this point, the night becomes a quest for survival rather than just getting loose. Unfortunately, I usually get a red bull & vodka or some tequila then, because enough of my brain has been killed to know that\'s not a good idea.
You know you're drunk when: you drive your sports car into a rock and it over turns on top of you.