My xc team and I were wondering if our entire team could kill a full grown bear using no weapons but our hands. There's about 15 guys on our team, no one over 170 lbs.
The rules:
The fight is in a white, cube shaped room with no doors.
The bear is a male grizzly.
All runners are naked.
There was some serious debate on this question. I think we could do it, but there would be several casualties. Most other guys thought it would take several more runners.
How many runners would it take?
What can any unarmed human do that inflicts any pain on a grizzly? those things are HUGE, and fast. Probably take 1000 runners of that description.
absolutely impossible. The bear would get tired with the blood bath and begin to hibernate before anyone would even have a chance and then the runner's weak ass arms would not be able to deliver enough force to be any more than a nuisance to the raw force of nature that is a full grown bear.
By going into hibernation the bear would outlast all runners involved and when it awoke in the spring everyone else will have starved to death.
Why don't you just look up the thread you started last year?
Hell if I know, but I'd pay to see that.
You and your naked xc team will probably make the bear blind at first sight. Then i suppose you can run around avoiding the hapless bear throwing in a few kicks around the clock until it wears the bear down and dies.
You'd all be dead in less than a minute.
If you ever get a chance look in the National Geographic book "Wild Animals of North America". There is a spectacular painting of just such a scene.
Read the book "American Man Killers" by Dan Zaidle
http://www.amazon.com/American-Man-Killers-Stories-Dangerous-Wilderness/dp/157157056X
Your best best would be to use 5 runners to distract while the other 10(5 going for the head and 5 for the huevos)
In the end you'll probably be left with at the most 6 runners, hopefully they're your top 6 or you will have a hell of a time making it to state.
You'd all have to go straight for it's eyes at once and hope you get both. If you only get one you'll just piss him off more, if you get two he'll still be able to smell you but your odds are much better. Then I don't know what you do. I doubt he'll bleed to death from that. Kick him in the crotch and bite him? Beat him with your fallen comrades limbs?
There's no way you kill it.
My only suggestion is using one of the separated freshmans' limbs and shoving it down its throat to choke it to death.
i haven't laughed this hard in a while
this is a homo-erotic post ... 15 naked boys taking on a "bear"
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Whats worse, the fact that youA. Looked up Bear, obivously not knowing what it wasB. Knew it was gay SlangC. Posted a website completely about Gay people.
GrizzBear wrote:
this is a homo-erotic post ... 15 naked boys taking on a "bear"
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some people are so naive and plain ol' stupid here at letsrun that they just can't imagine the grand humor of posting about 15 naked guys "taking on" a bear - and posted by "hard corey".
you sure were quick to reply to this weren't you?
Have all 15 boys yank on his hairy scrotum.
Thank you...Thank you so much for this thread. LMFAO.
All the gay stuff in this thread was completely unintentional.
Why don't we take it to the next level and have the fight take place in a steamy shower. The runners are all hot and slick with sweat after a workout. They are all throwing soap and admiring each others backs (and one particularly dumpy ass) when the bear is led in blindfolded and bound in chains. Discuss...
If you sacrifice a given number of runners, you'd have to research that to see how many people a grizzly can eat in one feeding, then the bear should (hoepfully) stop killing/eating. The rest of you feign naps as the bear falls asleep full and happy, then you beat it to death with the bones of your sacrificed comrades.