Wow. You think that by including Marion Jones in there you would have been able to tell it was a joke. Sad.
I am a sprinter and I know it wrote:
Click the goddamn link and find out, moron.
Here's a picture of Kerry Doyen (MJ's wife's maiden name) doing some woodwork. Tiburon is a stone's throw away from Mill Valley. She looks pretty black to me. I'm thinking that "hot chick" that MJs pictured with in pic 18 isn't his wife...