If I can, I'll try to walk away from our discussion largely in agreement then, because I agree that we largely agree. Unfortunately, I think most of this debate leans towards the theoretical, and the practical implications, if at all, are still to come.
I did like your imagery of magnetic repulsion of some ceilings. The way you described it is pretty much how I understand what Noakes is trying to characterize.
If I understand Noakes correctly (and no one should take that for granted - corrections gladly accepted), I think many misunderstand what he actually says about VO2max and lactate threshold. I think because of this, he gets some undeserved credit/blame and criticism.
My understanding goes like this: Regarding VO2max, Noakes observed that Hill hypothesized a VO2max plateau, but in Hill's works, never actually measured or showed a plateau. When Noakes decided to measure it for himself, he found that some athletes did show a plateau, while many did not. Some did show a plateau, so there must be a reason why (most?) others did not.
But to simply and categorically assert VO2max doesn't exist is not something Noakes concluded, and is frankly absurd. Rewritten, it essentially asserts there is no upper limit to which any human body can consume oxygen. I would be interested to read the study that shows VO2 consumption is unbounded or infinite.
Regarding lactate threshold, Noakes showed that the lactate curve isn't a flat line, joined together by a steep line, with an abrupt, discrete, change in slope at the lactate threshold, but rather a smooth continuous exponential curve. Maybe there are some other arguments like thresholds aren't the same between different runners, or even with the same runner on different days, confounded by general confusion between lactate and lactic acid.
In any case, I think all of this falls far short of directly contradicting or replacing lactate threshold theory. Noakes did not show that a runner's legs do not burn during intense exercise. It is a simple matter to measure blood lactate for easy runs, where accumulation occurs very slowly, and for intense runs, where accumulation is uncontrolled until the point of exhaustion. Somewhere in between, there must be a crossover point, or maybe a crossover zone, that is interesting to structure your training around. Debates about whether boundaries are artificial or dynamic do not invalidate real world experience and results.
In short, I don't think it's Noakes's primary purpose to say VO2max, or lactate thresholds don't exist, just that in real world performances, something else may limit your performance before these physical limits can have their full effect. Training VO2max and lactate threshold may still result in substantial improvements, but this "something else" (in theory) always manages to keep a little in reserve, in the interest of self preservation.
* Side response: I certainly did not compare Noakes to Newton. I used Newton as an example of not rejecting models we know to be inaccurate. Newton's equations are all founded on a wrong assumption (like you, it's all relative man), yet they are widely used, and widely useful, in spite of the known inaccuracies. With Noakes, don't walk away just yet from proven methods, or existing models, but give him time to characterize his internal and external influences on performance, and see if it leads anywhere.