This is an easy one. Through yourself a going away party and make it seem like someone else planned it.
This is an easy one. Through yourself a going away party and make it seem like someone else planned it.
Sounds awesome, but how does one through themselves? I don't think I've ever attempted to do that before.
If you truelly hate the place then take a crap on the Bosses desk.
My friend did this when he won a large lottery.
This makes it definite because you can't go back.
Word of warning:Make sure you have the Cash first.
db37 wrote:
on the last day of work at my one job there was a girl i had a crush on, we had talked but she was married so i didnt really think much of it. well i had already walked out the door and decided i should go back and atleast ask for an email address or something. she gave it to me, now she is divorced and have been with me for almost 3 years. kinda funny cause i just wanted a quickie with a hot married chick and it ended up being my future wife.
and in a few years she will dump you after balling some guy she works with. You made a great choice, moron.
There was a waitress at our local cafe who'd had enough shit from the local good ol' boys club and walked out the door, pausing only to pull down her pants and yell, "Take a good look at this ass boys. This is the last time you'll ever see it in this dump!"
Yeah...you guessed it. After a few months trying to make it in the sunny South, she was back at the little cafe on the tundra asking for her job back.
She probably gets bigger tips now, just for having some gumption.
Over my last 2 weeks, I copied a ton of files to my thumb drive and read over them for a few months. I was too busy with mindless work/deadlines and could never learn about the company, beyond my narrow job scope. We advertised being a learning organization, so I held them to it. These files taught me the external industry I'm in, how marketers segment the customers, the purpose of all our main technology components and how they fit together, revenue models, our start-up procedures once new business is obtained and some executive strategy processes. Most of this, I had no idea until I freaking went to a new job. But IMO, the company owes me the knowledge.
I quit a second job by just filling out the back of a "request leave" sheet and saying, "I quit effective (whatever the time and date I wrote it). Reason 1) I don't get enough hours 2) Being talked down to by managers". I then just walked out.
I planned on quitting after one of the managers really got onto me or at a point at which I would have been needed, but I decided to just quit quietly. I bet it took a while for them to figure it out.
It was a lousy job that paid a bit more than minumum wage and I only did it to supplement my income since I had another, somewhat less temporary job.