In response to question #1, this sounds bizzarely homoerotic, but is the truth:
showertime for our team is a highlight of the day. Ziggy never showers alone, but typically with 1 to 10 of his teammates. He has a metal folding chair which he takes into the shower with him, and I promise you that someone on the team has watched him drink each beer. From what I've seen personally, when he finishes his drink he throws the can at a freshman and tells him to keep the tab. As he says "without the pitcrew I'd be nowhere."
Secondly Ziggy's division 3, which means Ziggy's in the states. But if you want he can covert from imperial to metric for you. Hell, the guy can convert frequency to wavenumbers in his head, it's unreal.
Lastly, this university's finals aren't set from a Sunday to Monday. They're spread out. Ziggy has legitimately had one final, I know his ta in that class. He's also turned in a final report and a few other papers (two of which he admittedly should have been handed in a week ago.) He's got another final on Tuesday, maybe he'll be sober and show his true potential, we can only hope.
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