I consider myself somewhat of an expert and I have to go with the followig:
Bizzaro Jerry/Man Hands/Kramer working at Leland/George the widower
And so many great story lines...
Best quotes:
Kramer getting fired, "but I don't even really work here"
"I know, that's what makes this so difficult"
Elaine clarifying bizzaro, "does he live underwater? is he black"...
I liked the one where it was basically about nothing.
The Handsome Cab episode where the horse started farting after Kramer fed it beefarino.
Any episode with the Ross's was classic. How about the box that was found after the cabin burned? Or at dinner when Mr Ross told Mrs Ross to "wear a little more lipstick".
Marble Rye
Chocolate Babka
The Contest-No explanation needed.
The marine biologist
...the sea was angry that day, my friends... like an old man trying to return soup at a deli...
"eh... is that a titlist?"
Kenny Rodgers Chicken....
'That's not gonna be good for business. That's not gonna be good for anyone."
"Broclli? (sp) Newman, you wouldn't eat broclli if it were deep-fried in chocolate. Ahhh!!! Vile weed!!! I need some sweet and sour sauce over here now!!!"
its honey mustard...not sweet and sour sauce
The Contest. End of thread.
The opposite.
It's groundhog day all over once again.
http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=273716&page=0
I vote when Kramer finds the set from the Merv Griffen show in the dumpster.
or "The Hamptons" which had two of the most memorable quotes of all time, "shrinkage!" and "boutros boutros ghali."
i like 'the pen'
malmo wrote:
or "The Hamptons" which had two of the most memorable quotes of all time, "shrinkage!" and "boutros boutros ghali."
and don't forget, "I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"
mr. seinfeld wrote:
"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"
"I don't know you guys can walk around with those things."
"The Contest" isn't funny anymore.
For starters, anything with Kenny Banya.
"Yeah I've been working out I'm huge. Went from a size 40 to a 42."
Or, the Kenny Rogers Chicken episode:
Kramer: Jerry, I think we should switch apartments.
Jerry: Or I could sleep in the park. Hey, we could knock down these walls, make it an eight-room luxury sweet.
Kramer: Jerry these are load-bearing walls--they're not gonna come down!!
Or countless others.
Hmmm, "Seven Costanza". Yep, I can see it now: Seven periods of school per day, seven beatings a day, seven stitches per beating, followed by seven years to life
I'm George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents. ...I'm Victoria - Hi!!
not that there's anything wrong with it...
I was in the pool!!!!
realfan144 wrote:
I was in the pool!!!!
Elaine: "It shrinks?"
Jerry: "Like a frightened turtle."