Post-nuptial shutoff?

dude so many married guys are flat out stupid and just get caught in routine. all girls, regardless of age or length of marriage, want to be spoiled. that means gifts: flowers, bra and panties, jewelry, whatever. NO girl is turning you off when you make her feel like she's the shizz that makes your world go round. trust me...my style is tested and true.

key: you start up with no expectation. you don't go buy flowers expecting for sex that night. when you go out to dinner that week, open the freak'n door for her. First, did you ever do that? If so, why did you stop? Anyway, suddenly you see a response and not one you pressured her into. then you see a lifestyle opportunity that will take you well into your seniors.

I've only got 7 years under my belt, but I experienced that dry spell early on and ended that quick. And, into it 7 years I can score a good 5 times a week as long as I am paying attention. Honestly...don't forget that you have to turn girls on.

or keep treating your marriage like its a hyundai...just don't complain though because it's your fault

antelope- It sounds like you are saying that you are a dude, which is surprising to me since in this post and in others you have made in the past you are unable to express a logical, coherent thought. Maybe you just need to stay away from the pipe before you post.

run like an antelope wrote:

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Mister PECS wrote:

In fact, I hook up with runner's hot wives all the time on the sly.

You have to keep those females in heavy one-time rotation, because once they find out that your grapes are now raisins and that you are a one-pump-chump, they go right back to some extended tempo sessions with their 140 lb ninja love machines.

There is something you seem to have missed in all of your sweaty self-inflation: STAMINA is what gets the job done, in and out of the sack.

P.S. check the brake lines on your precious LEXUS SUV next time you make your getaway....

You speak the unmitigated truth!

mac10 wrote:

antelope- It sounds like you are saying that you are a dude, which is surprising to me since in this post and in others you have made in the past you are unable to express a logical, coherent thought. Maybe you just need to stay away from the pipe before you post.

run like an antelope wrote:

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i'd word-hump you silly. then i'd coherent your illogical ass on my IQ and just flat out play with your nuts cuz i like too. and i'll be all (rah rah rah) humorizing your cheerleader ass. anyway, ten bucks your wack'n it to my post right now.

ewww being attacky is so cool...go neck yourself lemon

btw...i get paid to write ya ass lamp. unless you're amish, you've probably seen my stuff. now go shove another piece of spaghetti down your urethra.

but seriously, about the nutz stuff...i'm not kidding.

18 and life to go wrote:

Another random thought on this topic:

Women are in their sexual prime when they are in their mid thirties or so. This means that their sex drive should be what mens sex drives were when they were sprouting boners in 6th grade math class for no reason. You would think they would be horny and want it all the time even though they were married!?

Those are only single women in their 30's who are in their sexual prime because, according to Flagpole Willy, the clock is ticking. The married ones already found their monkey and/or have kids.

Here I was thinking that was hash in that pipe, when it was crack instead. I'll be more observant next time.

run like an antelope wrote:

hizz nit fo shizzle yo dizzle

You don't have to get married. You don't HAVE to have sex. It's nice, of course, but how much importance do you place on it?

mac10 wrote:

Here I was thinking that was hash in that pipe, when it was crack instead. I'll be more observant next time.

run like an antelope wrote:

ok you do that, lemon.

Q: Why are divorces so expensive???

A. Because they are worth it.

Like the hotness threads, your posts are pointless without an picture.

It's probably this "guy."

www.nicolebass.com

Now THAT is a real man. No post-nuptial shutoff for him.

Also "18 and life to go", you've got to realize that the sexual peak of a woman is no where near the sexual peak of a man. Most healthy boys from age 12 to at least 20 think about sex almost all the time. Women NEVER do that.

anonymous female wrote:

18 and life to go wrote:

Another random thought on this topic:

Women are in their sexual prime when they are in their mid thirties or so. This means that their sex drive should be what mens sex drives were when they were sprouting boners in 6th grade math class for no reason. You would think they would be horny and want it all the time even though they were married!?

Those are only single women in their 30's who are in their sexual prime because, according to Flagpole Willy, the clock is ticking. The married ones already found their monkey and/or have kids.

interesting!

Wow ... you sound like a keeper!

Low self-esteem, made some absolutely awful decisions and are an object lesson that age and wisdom are not directly related.

it is more like, the shut off coming after the kids are born.

bump

God this thread is depressing!!!!!!!!!!!