All this media coverage of Landis and Gatlin is depressing -- but I agree it's certainly needed. T&F almost never gets any coverage in the sports section of my newspaper, the NY Times. Now doping in T&F/Cycling has been the lead sports story every day this past week.
I thought some doping jokes would lighten things up and get us feeling a little better. So reply with your best doping joke. I'll start with one submitted by Flooooyyyd on another letsrun thread.
"My body naturally makes synthetic testosterone." by Foyld Lindass
What if we banned musicians who dope?
"I overslept in my altitude tent" (Floyd's excuse no. 77)
Not the best but easily the biggest joke of all: "I never used performance enhancing drugs" by Marion Jones