Tim Broe is not really hurt. He is playing for England in the World Cup. You have to know he has set up London as his "second home" for racing in Europe and it was really to hide behind his true identity as Peter Crouch of the English National Soccer Team...
I first discovered this a few years ago, actually, when I met Mr. Broe and asked for his autograph. First, he signed it "Tim Crouch," then scribbled it out, saying "whoops, heh heh . . . let me see that again, kid," and then proceded to write "Peter Broe."
Confused, I asked him what the mixup was, and he pulled me aside and confessed to me his secret, with the stipulation that if I told anybody, he would kill me, and that even if I thought I was doing it anonymously, he would know.
Now if you'll excuse me, the doorbell just rang.
Peter Crouch makes Alan Culpepper look fat.
can tim do the robot dance when he wins a race.
The Robo Dance, aka "The Crouch", is actually Tim's body trying to recoil itself to its former height before he was placed on the English Rack that stretched his frame to its current 6'7".
The SAS and MI5 have blanketed Peoria to keep the locals mum on the experiment.
Does he pull on his competitors here to gain an advantage during competition?
only if tim broe looked anything like peter crouch...
but since they in no way look alike AT ALL and peter crouch is 6'7"... im going to have to say that your joke really sucks. better luck next time.
suppliments are gay wrote:
only if tim broe looked anything like peter crouch...
but since they in no way look alike AT ALL and peter crouch is 6'7"... im going to have to say that your joke really sucks. better luck next time.
Chill out buddy, you're just sore that you didn't discover this yourself.
The picture does look like Tim Broe...
Broe does look a lot like Crouch, crazy resemblance. You know who else looks like him is the that tall kid on Wisconsin's XC team, Eagon I think. I would guess that Crouch is quite a bit taller then Broe.
looks like steve ziemenski from uf fame
He is also Keith Van Horne.
I think Peter Crouch looks more like Alistair Cragg.
i actually always thought the UF kid looked like broe.
http://www.uefa.com/ml/images/Players/220X220/48746.jpgsuppliments are gay wrote:
only if tim broe looked anything like peter crouch...
but since they in no way look alike AT ALL and peter crouch is 6'7"... im going to have to say that your joke really sucks. better luck next time.
Tell me that doesn't look like Broe. Or, a combination of Broe and Cragg.
