JAIL: Jumping Jacks = how many miles?

McDonny wrote:

You had sex with a 12 year old?

Is your name Todd Lippin?

someone else posted under his name.

my advice to him: do the core workouts, if for no other reason than to pass the time, see if you can bring in a few books, just lay low.

good luck and stay clean.

u are going to want to work on your anaerobic abilities, use the time to do nothing but speedwork. Why?

Because you are going to need it.

Pullups.

ARE YOU THE S.O.B. 16 YEAR OLD WHO THREW STUFF AT OUR FRIEND ASSAULTEDRUNNER?

I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL YOU LITTLE PIECE OF POO!

I heard that if you are skinny, scar-free, and have long hair that you will be very popular in prison.

If your hair is short, don't worry, after the first two months of some of the brothers making you grow it out, you will be looking good and will look just like they want you to.

Have fun dude, if this is real, you are probably going to have the most sex you've ever had in your young life. Or, at least your "new friends" are going to be having it with you.

darkness wrote:

I heard that if you are skinny, scar-free, and have long hair that you will be very popular in prison.

If your hair is short, don't worry, after the first two months of some of the brothers making you grow it out, you will be looking good and will look just like they want you to.

Have fun dude, if this is real, you are probably going to have the most sex you've ever had in your young life. Or, at least your "new friends" are going to be having it with you.

Have you read the thread?

He is going to a LOCAL JAIL. Not some hardcore prison.

Idiocity wrote:

Have you read the thread?

He is going to a LOCAL JAIL. Not some hardcore prison.

God I feel so stupid. They must allow rape in "hardcore" prisons, and it must be banned in County jails. Maybe they don't even have "rules" per se in the "LOCAL JAIL" as you call it, because they don't need them. They are just "local criminals" after all, not "hardcore" ones. They probably just give you a sheet of guidelines when you arrive for your visit and everyone just follows them to make it go smoother for everyone.

I have never been in jail or prison so I have no idea how they work!! Damn I am stupid!!

darkness wrote:

I have never been in jail or prison so I have no idea how they work!! Damn I am stupid!!

easy there Papillon.

Calling BS on that one. I think you have spent some time in the hole.

Truth be told, I was caught giving head to a retarded kid in a city park. He liked, I liked it, so what's the big crime?! Oh well, I'm soon off to do my time. As if that's going to "cure" me.

NoWorkReIease wrote:

Truth be told, I was caught giving head to a retarded kid in a city park. He liked, I liked it, so what's the big crime?! Oh well, I'm soon off to do my time. As if that's going to "cure" me.

Once again not me.

What the hell did you do already?

That was not me.

register your name or its you

As you can see I have split personalities. That's part of my problem. If I'm not taking my medication, I find myself in places like city parks, truck stops and art museums giving head to men that are total strangers. So technically yes, one part of me was caught doing this and no, another part of me was not.

If anyone there asks what you're in for, tell them "armed robbery". According to a movie I saw, that's a respectable crime to the other inmates. Don't admit anything else.

If I were you I'd use the time to catch up on reading the classics like The Count of Monte Cristo or The Man in the Iron Mask.

Have a friend bring you a Princeton Review study guide for the GMAT or GRE.

WHAT

DID

YOU

DO

JUST TELL ALREADY, POLTROON

My advise to stay in shape in a stationary place to get stronger for running would be:

pretend like you are jumping ropes (since I doubt they allow you ropes) and just keep adding on minutes of time

In place Lunge Exchanges do sets of 30, add sets

in place squats -

1 legged squats - switch up the angles

1 legged hops - in place, people might give you s*** for hopping around

calf raises - again switch the angles

then of course what everyone else said about core strength and upper body stuff

i had a friend do time like you (one to many DUIs) and he got in really good shape during that time (but they had a weight room) and wrote a lot of letters to people he owed apologies (including me), it think it was actually fairly theraputic for him in a way. and he came out a lot more sober. i wouldnt say he was depressed, it seemed like he made good use of his time and came out kind of renewed after having time to reflect on his screw ups and make an attempt at fixing them. you might want to follow that lead and write a letter to your parents apologizing for letting them down.

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