Our team was at a pre-race function at the appartment of one of the host-team's runners. Apparently things got a little wild, because someone called the cops, who surrounded the apartment building and raided the place. Me and a few teammates (both sexes) jumped out of the bathroom window, only to be chased down by cops wearing 40 pounds of body armor, handcuffs, guns, etc.
We started zig-zagging down the road, hopping through parking lots, drive-throughs, etc, with the cops behind us, but losing ground. Soon we hear the sirens as they scrambled a car to chase us.
We finally make it back to the hotel, but with the hotel being a horseshoe, there was no way for us to run up the stairs, unlock the door, and get in the room before the cops showed up and saw us.
So in a flash of brilliance, we all stripped down to our underwear, hid our clothes in the bushes, and jumped in the hot tub. The cops rolled up on us, asked us if we've seen any college students run through the hotel. We pointed them toward Clovis, and they took off like a bat out of hell.
What was worse was trying to hide the chubby I had after watching a few female high jumpers get out of the hot tub in their wet bras and panties. Oh, GAWD!