Running through a major university campus at night. Female voice from souped up redneck pick up: whooo! Nice ass! Male voice from driver's side: My girlfriend wants to f@ck you!
Running through a major university campus at night. Female voice from souped up redneck pick up: whooo! Nice ass! Male voice from driver's side: My girlfriend wants to f@ck you!
"EAT SOMETHING!!!!!!"
At my college, we had a baketball coach whose first name was "Herb". The school made shirts that said "I love Herb". One of my friends wore his running one day, and some gentlemen sitting on their front porch, smoking some odd-smelling cigars, saw it and yelled, "Hell yeah, we love herb too!"
One time here I ran a road that goes under the interstate and I guess this homeless guy was hitch hiking and he said "This is going to sound really fcked up, but, what state is this"?
There is a race in my town called the Toybox mile. It's a one mile road race and the charity that the proceeds go to is the toybox foundation where they give Christmas presents to kids of low income families. For this race, I dressed up in a box with wrapping paper so I looked like a Christmas present. During the race a woman on the side of the route yelled out, "I'd like to open that present."
A resident of Reisterstown, Maryland once yelled at me, "Go home and eat!"
I was running in Maine and 2 girls drove by in a convertible and yelled "Hey!" which in itself isn't very crazy, but when I looked over the girl in the passenger seat was flashing me. Gotta love New Hampshire girls
did you just escape from Auschwitz?
oi skinnydude do wanna nibble my baps
if you dont eat a meal, you're gonna die a virgin
are you bunking school boy (I'm 40)
Overheard a girl from a projects porch: "I can't tell if those is his back ribs or his front ribs, but he FINE!"
Midway through a run, I got bad stomache cramps and couldn't hold what was about to happen. Only wooded area was about a two acrea lot in a residential neighborhood. Was squatting next to a tree when...
Hey, this isnt a public restroom! Guy followed me out his driveway, yelled out my description and said he was calling the police.
Running in a park through a fishing tournament, that was populated by tipsy male anglers, I was rewarded with, "girl you really need to stop running, you are too skinny." Nice comming from a ZZ top look alike with a belly.
Rocky Mountain wrote:
Running through a major university campus at night. Female voice from souped up redneck pick up: whooo! Nice ass! Male voice from driver's side: My girlfriend wants to f@ck you!
The real version of events:
Running through a major university campus at night. Male voice from souped up redneck pick up: whooo! Nice ass! Female voice from driver's side: My boyfriend wants to f@ck you![/quote]
Usually completely ignore all comments, mainly because they are filthy & unimaginative. Standing at a red light waiting to cross an intersection while on a long run, here a shout from a stopped car. "I can see your d!ck". Didn't look at them but smiled and groped around just to make sure.
I'm a female; I was finishing up a 20-miler and was tired but happy, when a guy yelled "You have a nice body, what are you doing that to yourself for?" He was both homeless and drunk (on a Sunday morning!), but in a weird way it was still flattering! LOL
A garbage collector yelled, "I'm gunna stchick my finger up my ass, then sniff it", then he gave me the finger.
While running hill repeats by myself in Baltimore, I was once asked, "Are you sure that's healthy?" by a 300+ pound woman sitting on her porch smoking a cigarette.
Elsewhere in the city, while running with a team, we had a few beer bottles thrown at us out of a 3rd story window. No words were exchanged and we got out of the area as fast as possible.
In high school, we ran our cross country races on a golf course. Once corner of the course went around a putting green. This guy was trying to set up a put as the herd rounded his green.
He looked up in exasperation and said" Man, this if a f*cking golf course!"
One time I was running around Halloween and I needed a long sleeve shirt and toboggan because it was cold and I needed them fast because I was in a hurry to get my run done. I happened to see my friend's "Where's Waldo" costume in the living room. I threw it on, stepped ran out the door and within a 40 minute run had about 15 people yell "I found Waldo!!!"
Just one month ago, some teens in a car yelled at me while I was running, saying, "Are you Lost? You Don't Belong Here!" I smiled at them knowing that I had to be humble and that slowly I could change people. Now one month later, all of the workers in the local stores wish me good luck when I come shop and just this morning a kid rolled down his window and yelled "Go Lopez!!" These are the things that drive me to keep getting out there! Thanks to everyone who has been so supportive!
Hi Lopez!