If it's going to be that kind of party I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
If it's going to be that kind of party I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
...so I said "jabroni!"
themack wrote:
mojo- just have to google it....
My girlfriend busted into my room the other day and declared, I'm breaking up with you, you f-cking pedophile!
I looked at her calmly and said. . . "My my, that's an awful big word for an 8 year old!"
several versions of it
Thanks Mack.
so i says to the lady
that's not a monkey
that's my mother
bahhrahhrahhh bahhhahahahahrabblerabble
ollieh wrote:
Wrecked 'em?! Damn near killed 'em!
That is the one for me.
There was this one where they had new meanings for old terms. There was a term for when you look into the refrigerator to see if something is there that was not there ten minutes ago.
There's no f in way!
Liquor?!... I just met her!
Block punt!
When pulled it out, it had a baked bean on it
it's not a hot dog, that's just your c*ck in a roll
A man walks into a bar - he sits down and orders a drink.(this is the part I do not remember)"Ah yes sir," the barman responds, "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order."
hungry for more wrote:
...Can't remember the joke at all, or cannot remember the joke / set up correctly.
Nuts to You, McGillicutty!
You're a jackass when you're drunk, Superman.
Oh yeah? F*ck you, clown!
"...Mrs. Crunt."
"That's what she said"
fdfddf wrote:
There's no f in way!
How do you fit an elephant into a subway?
You take the s out of sub and the f out of way.
Rectum (wrecked 'em?)
Blew 'em to bits!! (testicles)
Slappy White wrote:
"Why the long face?"
A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar tender says to him:
"Why the long face?"