"A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!"
"A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!"
"Yeah, but these Fokkers were flying Messershmitts!"
"Why the long face?"
That's the beer that made Mel Famey walk us!
(with an Italian accent:)
"That's-a nuthin'-- you oughta see how he make-a the donuts!"
heeeeeeyoooooo wrote:
"A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!"
Relatedly-- "Seven: two in the front seat, three in the back seat, and two in the ashtray."
Thanks for the memories of tasteless jokes of youth....
No he's a-not, he's a wearing a neck-a-tie!
From the muppets.
Penis Poker
hungry for more wrote:
...Can't remember the joke at all, or cannot remember the joke / set up correctly.
Indigo
Ask Grote for the joke.
hungry for more wrote:
...Can't remember the joke at all, or cannot remember the joke / set up correctly.
Bump to see if any of you ever figured out the set up on any of these.
Hell, it rectum!
"Those aren't buoys"
...that's what she gets for leaving the kitchen.
gallen wrote:
"Those aren't buoys"
ROTFLMAO!
"You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork."
That ain't my finger either!
I stepped on a duck.
How he got into my pajamas I'll never know...
This is legit... I have a punchline I can't remember the joke for and it has been killing me for years. Anyone remember the joke? Punchline is ...
"Pedophile? Well, that is an awfully big word for an 8 year old!"
mojo- just have to google it....
My girlfriend busted into my room the other day and declared, I'm breaking up with you, you f-cking pedophile!
I looked at her calmly and said. . . "My my, that's an awful big word for an 8 year old!"
several versions of it