In response to this by "take that"-
"...that Iranians insist on being called Persian because they don't want to be associated with what many see as crazy regime."
It got me to thinking, from now on I will call myself a United Statesian because to me the term American associates me with one of the craziest regimes the world has ever known.
OK, that should pretty much allow the moderators to remove what has to easily be the funniest posts in months on this board.
And, for the record. My jeans are acid washed, which probably explains why my athletic ability is so streaky.