Which character from a song would have liked to meet?

Can't believe nobody has mentioned Leroy Brown yet

Ruby Tuesday, Lady Jane and that divorcee from Honky Tonk Women. What a night that would be.

Cecelia

The Alpha Couple or Jeff and Cyrus

Isis

Hopkinton wrote:

Uncle Ernie

Really? He'd be tops on my list of those I DON'T want to meet.

Angie, you're beautiful, but ain't time we said goodbye?

Great thought for a thread.

Really, nobody has mentioned the girl from Aqua's song "Barbie Girl?"

The girl from Don Henley's "Boy's of Summer" sounds like she has a good personality, though girl from Clapton's "Wonderful Tonight" sounds classy.

It would be interesting to meet the people from Offspring's "The Kids Aren't Alright."

Any of the characters from Eminem's stuff would likely be interesting also, although I would be a little scared that Stan would stalk me.

I would like to have met the girl from CSNY’s “Ohio”. I would then finally be able to answer Neil Young’s “What if you knew her and found her dead on the ground?”. The only drawback is that I would then have to figure out “How can you run when you know?” My running has been fine all these years not knowing. I don’t want that to get messed up.

I would also like to have met “Wendell Gee”. I assume that fella had some deep issues, but I have never been able to figure out what was going on with him in that song. Hopefully he could solve that riddle for me and bring me peace.

As Huh? stated above, there are a few that would never want to meet. Pearl Jam’s “Jeremy” and the teacher from the Boomtown Rats’ “I Don’t Like Mondays” come to mind. Maybe they both just needed a hug or something, but I don’t want to risk dealing with them.

Others might be amusing to meet, since they are famous title characters, but I probably wouldn’t have much to ask them: Louie of “Louie, Louie”, “My Sharona”, “Sweet Melissa”, “Minnie the Moocher”, Mary from “Thunder Road”, “My Best Friend’s Girlfriend”, “Allison”, etc.

They all obviously inspired someone to write a great song. Unfortunately, meeting them might just ruin what I have imagined all these years. It might turn out their names just rhymed well. If that was all there was, I would be sad.

Mony from Mony Mony because I always wanted to feel like a pony.

Tom Sawyer from Rush

Small town girl from Don't Stop Believing

Lorelei from Styx

Sister Christian from Night Ranger

Amanda from Boston

Sandra Lee Scheuer, an honor student from Boardman, Ohio is the girl from CSNY’s “Ohio”

That guy Eddie in the Jacko song,I want to know if he is O.K

lenny wrote:

The poodle from Dirty Love.

If I remember right, the poodle bites and chews it. I prefer mine left fully intact.

The correct answer of course is Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom. Don't you just love it. Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom-boom-boom.

Malamute wrote:

though girl from Clapton's "Wonderful Tonight" sounds classy.

Already named....see "Layla".

Annie

Mostly just want to know if she is ok or not.

Mrs Robinson. I gotta thing for cougars.

Jesse's Girl from Jesse's Girl

The General from The General

Valerie from The Zutons Valerie

Particle Man from Particle Man (as well as Triangle Man, they have a fight, triangle wins)

That harmless little f*ck Jeremy from Jeremy

Virginia from Meet Virginia

Most Let's Runners should be asking for Miss Ruth

I did and now I'm doing better than fine because:

I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth

You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth

She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine

Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion Number Nine

You will tell her that you're a flop with chicks

and have been this way since 1956

She will look at you palm and she will make a magic sign

She'll say "What you need is Love Potion Number Nine"

She'll bent down, turned around and give you a wink

She say "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink"

It will smell like turpentine, it will look like India Ink

You'll hold your nose,close your eyes and take a drink

You will not know if it os day or night

You'll start kissin' everything in sight

But don't kiss the cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine

H Cause he'll break your little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine